The Masked Tulip Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 After months of cajoling a friend persuaded myself to stick up a photograph of myself on a national dating site. My friend even took a nice new photo of TMT. Well, there is an estate agent in a South Wales office that I visit. She is usually rude to me, seems unable to talk without sounding rude, loud, curt and just plain old obnoxious. If you ask her to get you the details of a property it appears to be that you have asked her to climb Mountain Everest and then make love to the fattest man in the World on top of said mountain. The filing cabinet with the property details in must be all of a mamouth distance from her of right next to her desk. If you ask her for any information you get the impression that you have interrupted her vital research into a cure for all known diseases whilst simultaneously planning the first Mars landing. She appears IMPO to have a real elevated opinion of herself. Everytime I see her I am reminded of that Carly Simon song 'You're So Vain...'. The dating site I am on has the option for people to click on your profile and let you know that they like the look of you, want to go on a date, etc. I just logged on and am horrified to see that this EA has added me as a 'would like to go on a date with'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 After months of cajoling a friend persuaded myself to stick up a photograph of myself on a national dating site. My friend even took a nice new photo of TMT. Well, there is an estate agent in a South Wales office that I visit. She is usually rude to me, seems unable to talk without sounding rude, loud, curt and just plain old obnoxious. If you ask her to get you the details of a property it appears to be that you have asked her to climb Mountain Everest and then make love to the fattest man in the World on top of said mountain. The filing cabinet with the property details in must be all of a mamouth distance from her of right next to her desk. If you ask her for any information you get the impression that you have interrupted her vital research into a cure for all known diseases whilst simultaneously planning the first Mars landing. She appears IMPO to have a real elevated opinion of herself. Everytime I see her I am reminded of that Carly Simon song 'You're So Vain...'. The dating site I am on has the option for people to click on your profile and let you know that they like the look of you, want to go on a date, etc. I just logged on and am horrified to see that this EA has added me as a 'would like to go on a date with'. Come on then post her piccy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted February 23, 2011 Author Share Posted February 23, 2011 Come on then post her piccy I so much want to but I know I shouldn't. So I won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timm Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I so much want to but I know I shouldn't. So I won't. You so should. You know you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redcellar Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I so much want to but I know I shouldn't. So I won't. You're pulling her pigtails with the preamble. All that, she's horrible, I hate her, she hates me ... drop the act and ask her out. Or thump her on the shoulder, it's the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 TMT, are you a dom or a sub? If the latter, she sounds like the perfect match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted February 23, 2011 Author Share Posted February 23, 2011 You're pulling her pigtails with the preamble. All that, she's horrible, I hate her, she hates me ... drop the act and ask her out. Or thump her on the shoulder, it's the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I so much want to but I know I shouldn't. So I won't. No you NEED to, think of your HPC family we are waiting!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Loblaw Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I so much want to but I know I shouldn't. So I won't. Link to her profile then, since it is already a website anyone can access and the dating site would welcome the extra traffic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Eagle Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Given your avatar I'm sure it will be easy for you to get her off her high horse into submission Come on, admit it, you surely would like to give her a good spanking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Were you wearing your gimp mask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 A mean thought: she treats you like dirt in person, but seems to fancy you online. Is your pic heavily photoshopped ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 You should go on a date as HPC research. We need a good 'asset' in the industry! Dam, I've been watching too much Spooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I just logged on and am horrified to see that this EA has added me as a 'would like to go on a date with'. ...were you not flattered?....go for it, let us know how you got on.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Is she bangable though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lepista Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 You're onto a winner - EA's expect everything to go up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redcellar Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Even James Bond slept with a few baddies, all in the name of queen and country. So take one for the team and find the inside info. We want to know what's really happening with the housing market, and you sir, are our spy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slumpmonkey Returns Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Is she bangable though? I'd rather bang my pet cat then bang an EA - however fit she was! EA's are shallow sub-human trash! Might be good research though TMT but make sure you scrub yourself down thoroughly if you do give her one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 You should dive into her portfolio, then drive her on a romantic tour of propertyville, finally ending with a nice "ooh, youll have to up your offer as there is another interested party" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 After months of cajoling a friend persuaded myself to stick up a photograph of myself on a national dating site. My friend even took a nice new photo of TMT. Well, there is an estate agent in a South Wales office that I visit. She is usually rude to me, seems unable to talk without sounding rude, loud, curt and just plain old obnoxious. If you ask her to get you the details of a property it appears to be that you have asked her to climb Mountain Everest and then make love to the fattest man in the World on top of said mountain. The filing cabinet with the property details in must be all of a mamouth distance from her of right next to her desk. If you ask her for any information you get the impression that you have interrupted her vital research into a cure for all known diseases whilst simultaneously planning the first Mars landing. She appears IMPO to have a real elevated opinion of herself. Everytime I see her I am reminded of that Carly Simon song 'You're So Vain...'. The dating site I am on has the option for people to click on your profile and let you know that they like the look of you, want to go on a date, etc. I just logged on and am horrified to see that this EA has added me as a 'would like to go on a date with'. Would it really be a problem if you could never go into this estate agency again? If she reminds you of the Carly Simon song she must at the very least be bangable, admit it, we don't think that about ugly people. Get her into the sack and do the very worst that your avatar implies you're capable of, make her crawl, make her beg. Then never call back - if she gets in touch remind her of all the times she said she'd get back to you about a house..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Bear Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 After months of cajoling a friend persuaded myself to stick up a photograph of myself on a national dating site. My friend even took a nice new photo of TMT. Well, there is an estate agent in a South Wales office that I visit. She is usually rude to me, seems unable to talk without sounding rude, loud, curt and just plain old obnoxious. If you ask her to get you the details of a property it appears to be that you have asked her to climb Mountain Everest and then make love to the fattest man in the World on top of said mountain. The filing cabinet with the property details in must be all of a mamouth distance from her of right next to her desk. If you ask her for any information you get the impression that you have interrupted her vital research into a cure for all known diseases whilst simultaneously planning the first Mars landing. She appears IMPO to have a real elevated opinion of herself. Everytime I see her I am reminded of that Carly Simon song 'You're So Vain...'. The dating site I am on has the option for people to click on your profile and let you know that they like the look of you, want to go on a date, etc. I just logged on and am horrified to see that this EA has added me as a 'would like to go on a date with'. You've evidently been underestimating the power of your fatal charm! (I take it you haven't been spraying yourself with Lynx Effect) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Arrange to go on a date with her and at the last minute ring her up and say someone else has come up with a better offer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonboy2010 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 After months of cajoling a friend persuaded myself to stick up a photograph of myself on a national dating site. My friend even took a nice new photo of TMT. Well, there is an estate agent in a South Wales office that I visit. She is usually rude to me, seems unable to talk without sounding rude, loud, curt and just plain old obnoxious. If you ask her to get you the details of a property it appears to be that you have asked her to climb Mountain Everest and then make love to the fattest man in the World on top of said mountain. The filing cabinet with the property details in must be all of a mamouth distance from her of right next to her desk. If you ask her for any information you get the impression that you have interrupted her vital research into a cure for all known diseases whilst simultaneously planning the first Mars landing. She appears IMPO to have a real elevated opinion of herself. Everytime I see her I am reminded of that Carly Simon song 'You're So Vain...'. The dating site I am on has the option for people to click on your profile and let you know that they like the look of you, want to go on a date, etc. I just logged on and am horrified to see that this EA has added me as a 'would like to go on a date with'. I hope you do to her what estate agents have been doing to us for the past few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redcellar Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I hope you do to her what estate agents have been doing to us for the past few years. lol, very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democorruptcy Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I just logged on and am horrified to see that this EA has added me as a 'would like to go on a date with'. TMT told her he is a cash buyer (Nap). The dirty little gold digger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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