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3 minutes ago, Sgt Hartman said:

She's not that attractive, even when she was younger. I think she was probably born looking like a pretentious knob.

Manufactured Mailbait.

 

Yeah. Another recently unemployed female jounro doing clickbait on a free lance basis.

I detect a lot of work. Class 3rd picture - false boob spilling out.

 

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14 minutes ago, spyguy said:

Smae set of photos as 7 years ago.

Hmm. Any other posh dress?

Hard times...he clearly still can't afford a pair of socks

To be both charitable and uncharitable, I think that when she was young she looked quite pretty and a bit 'up for a fun time', which may have helped her career as a budding journalist, until the next raft of newer, younger, pretty but talentless, but nevertheless 'up for it blondes', came along as trainee journos.

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6 minutes ago, The Masked Tulip said:

Sadly, there will be similar women who, having read this article, will now conclude that they too are too beautiful to remain faithful or even married and will act accordingly.

To be fair the tone of the article is very much regretful, rather than celebratory. 

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30 minutes ago, spunko2010 said:

Does anyone here ever read the Liz Jones articles? I did once, and am still not sure if they're being written by a real person.

Once or twice.

I came to the conclusion that it was either brilliant satire or a dark insight into someone who was either a total knob or borderline mentally ill.

 

 

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2 hours ago, hotairmail said:

Yes. Regretful those days are gone and now the only person who'll have her is an ugly builder who is "not from her class". In fact she even mentioned that no one takes a second glance any more. Such is the pain of a beautiful slag.

She looks amazing for 58. I don't know what's wrong with the 55-70 age group men that she doesn't even rate a second glance.

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I'm assuming the whole thing is horseshit.

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8 minutes ago, Hail the Tripod said:

She looks amazing for 58. I don't know what's wrong with the 55-70 age group men that she doesn't even rate a second glance.

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I'm assuming the whole thing is horseshit.

Liz Jones must be really angry she didn't think of this article idea first!

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2 hours ago, Hail the Tripod said:

She looks amazing for 58. I don't know what's wrong with the 55-70 age group men that she doesn't even rate a second glance.

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I'm assuming the whole thing is horseshit.

Why the F is she on a roof with a paper windmill? Is this some sort of fetish I am not aware of? Makes her look completely mental. Did someone throw her shoes onto the roof and she levitated up there to find them?

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That piece of cloth wrapped around her neck is certainly there to conceal something.

At first I suspected that it's them neck-wrinkles what make you look like a turkey.

I then considered stab-wounds inflicted by her first husband.

I even figured it could perhaps be love-bites.

But then it dawned on me that it's probably "her" Adam's apple...

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