The XYY Man

I hate no-one - nor do I preach hate. I am an adult and as such, can enjoy robust debate. Sadly, places I can enjoy such debate are disappearing quicker than monkeys in Hartlepool. The world just gets shittier every year... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

Apparently "she" is called "Rainbow Snatch" I'm guessing from the appearance of the visible hair on her head that her name alludes to her being in possession of a "matching collar and cuffs"... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

Top women them Dagenham lasses. I don't think they would have tolerated someone like that Triggleypuff harridan in their social-circle... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

There has been no bias against women this country for a least twenty-five years. The sewing-machinists who went on strike for equal pay at Ford's Dagenham plant back in the late 60s were true feminists. The wives of striking coal-miners in 1984 were true feminists. The current shoddy crowd of fat, tattooed, nose-pierced gimps are the antithesis of anything truly feminist, or indeed feminine. Ladies - you should be ashamed of yourselves... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

I'm impressed Joe - exactly which Middlesbrough bus-shelter can I expect to find these two lovelies hanging-out in..? XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

Aye, me too. Instead of scratching my knackers vigourously with my fingernails this morning, I gently cleansed them with a perfumed wet-wipe.... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

Damn right it's Lurpak Cavey..!!! Your lubes of choice are fine when I'm just pokin' - but I'm a man who's into tastin'...! The garlic-infused Lurpak is particularly good in this respect... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

These tumble-dryer jokes were funny once. But now they're becoming a hot-point.... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

Unfortunately Mrs XYY suffers from vaginal dryness these days - so I'll have to make-do with some Lurpak... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

Subscribe? I'll be offering you a job once XYY-o-Vision takes off...! Yes, but only for the over-50s... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

This Milo character - who I was blissfully unaware of 48 hours ago - is a bit of a bell-end. If that's a route to stardom these days - then maybe it's about time I started a YouTube channel. Seems people will watch/listen to any old shite - and I can deliver that by the gross...! XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb

Not sure what all the fuss is about. Me and Mrs XYY have had a very civil partnership since we got married... XYY

You must pay extra for that level of service Pinny. I don't have a fence, so they are making me build one at my own expense before they will throw any of my parcels over it... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb