Not Long Now Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Credit to Shrink Proof for the following on this thread: http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/ind...15&start=15 Some years back The Guardian ran a competition for the best epitaph for her (Thatcher) gravestone.Second placed was:- "Here lies Margaret Hilda Thatcher. This space licensed for singing & dancing" But the outright winner was this:- "Here lies Margaret Hilda Thatcher. To read epitaph, insert 50 pence." The Question: What would Gordon Brown's epitaph be? (Off topic I know - but could be pleasssssse keep it here for a while to see if we get any funnies? Thank you). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurejon Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Here Lies Gordon Brown May God be his Judge for the murder of hundreds of thousans of Civilians in Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyewackitt Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 "Here lies Gordon P. Brown... Prudence was his middle name but sadly not a part of his policies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umaguma Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I don't accept that I'm dead. I have a job to do and I am going to get on with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinecu Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 No more boom and bust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickybruce Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 You are too late, Gordon has actually been dead for the last 15 years, he's been operated by Keith Harris in a 'weekend at bernies' style arrangement. It explains the rictus smile and the smell and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ma-ku Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 "Here lies Gordon P. Brown... Prudence was his middle name but sadly not a part of his policies." No More Boom and Bu.. gger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 "Here lies Gordon Brown : No change there then, eh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Here doesn't lie Tony Blair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozen_out Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Here *lies* Gordon Brown. Edit: Bugger, moo beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injin Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 "That is not dead which can eternal lie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bajista Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Jilted John waz right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gruff Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Gordon Brown. Cremated until Golden Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papag Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Here lies Gordon Broon death was not my own fault but one of a global nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 I don't accept that I'm dead.I have a job to do and I am going to get on with it... I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 Here lies Gordon Broon death was not my own fault but one of a global nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAnotherProle Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 "Here lies Gordon Brown - now it's not just the economy thats going down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 My death did not affect my decision to have myself buried in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
symo Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Here lies the best example of a economist who practised his science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R K Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 His death was the result of the problems which started in America.......... Here lies Gordon Brown.....no change there then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bart of Darkness Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 No more Gordon Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Here lies Tony Blair Here lies Gordon Brown And i did it my Way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Gordon Brown is well placed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Based on these sound fundamentals I'm not dead, merely resting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yawnIHateSundays Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 "That is not dead which can eternal lie." He is a bit of a Shoggoth indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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