Trampa501 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Believe nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XswampyX Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 What about this one? A magazine has claimed that Wendi Deng and Vladimir Putin are dating. US Weekly published the astonishing claims a day after Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife was pictured going onto Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich's yacht in St Barth during a vacation with her family. One source told the publication they are 'serious'. They claim rumors have been circulating around the world after the pair divorced their former partners. Putin split from Lyudmila - the mother of his two children - after 30 years of marriage in 2013, while Deng split from media mogul Murdoch in 2014. The pair are yet to have been spotted together and neither one has commented on the report. Source :- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3517708/Wendi-Deng-rumored-dating-Vladimir-Putin-magazine-links-pair.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Sutton Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Here's one from 2010. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/budget/7846250/Budget-2010-George-Osborne-promises-to-balance-books-by-2015.html "Budget 2010: George Osborne promises to balance books by 2015" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eight Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 It's my parent's golden wedding anniversary tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trampa501 Posted March 31, 2016 Author Share Posted March 31, 2016 What about this one? Source :- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3517708/Wendi-Deng-rumored-dating-Vladimir-Putin-magazine-links-pair.html Yep, convinces me. There again if Putin claimed his scientists had brought to life the Queen of Sheba and they were now dating - I'd go along with it. Not that I woude be scared of a bad reaction from Vladimir, err yes, I would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XswampyX Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 The wail is full of them! Feminist comedian's charity gig sabotaged by opponents who booked tickets en masse and then didn't turn up leaving just eight people in the audience because of her 'transphobic, whorephobic and Islamaphobic' views Kate Smurthwaite booked The Wrong Kind of Feminism gig at Goldsmiths Sold out but 8 people turned up to gig, for Refugee Aid, in London college She called protests 'spurious' after boycott organisers cited phobic views Gig was cancelled last year as she didn't back full legalisation of sex trade Not very funny if you ask me. Writing on Twitter after last Wednesday's 'damp squib', she said: 'I really didn't think people were such a*******s as this. 'We fully booked out overnight and I spent a lot of the last couple of days telling people I was sorry there was no more room. 'Well it turned out the tickets had been reserved in bulk by people using spurious email addresses to make a point by then not showing up. 'So a load of people who wanted to see my show were not able to and a vital charity doing life saving work missed out on at least several hundred quid, maybe more. I hope you're really proud, you f****** s******s.' Source :- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3517874/Feminist-comedian-s-charity-gig-sabotaged-opponents-booked-tickets-en-masse-didn-t-turn-leaving-just-eight-people-audience-transphobic-whorephobic-Islamaphobic-views.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEATH Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Jesus - back from the dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riedquat Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Yep, convinces me. There again if Putin claimed his scientists had brought to life the Queen of Sheba and they were now dating - I'd go along with it. Not that I woude be scared of a bad reaction from Vladimir, err yes, I would be. Hmm, I want Damik and Errol's views on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Knimbies who say No Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Stamp Duty just rose by 3% for second home buyers. As if! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollover Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Muslims in Sweden and Germany convert to Christianity so they can not be deportedMassively Muslims political asylum seeker convert to Christianity so they can not be kicked out. Like because they convert theirs life is in danger in Muslims countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XswampyX Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Muslims in Sweden and Germany convert to Christianity so they can not be deported Massively Muslims political asylum seeker convert to Christianity so they can not be kicked out. Like because they convert theirs life is in danger in Muslims countries. Haha. You're funny! Sweden IS a muslim country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollover Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 First 500 migrants to be sent back from Greek islands to Turkey on Monday Hundreds of migrants will be returned from the Greek islands to Turkey on Monday as the EU finally begins mass deportations under a £4.7billion deal with Turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollover Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Hurry, you only have days to get a 0.25% cash Isa.If you thought last year’s Isa season was bad, you ain’t seen nothing yet. This year’s cash Isas are almost beyond parody. Santander – a heavyweight champion of the Isa battle for a number of years – is offering a rate of 0.1 per cent on its easy access Isa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Bruce Jenner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 115,000 people have ordered a car that won't come out until next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollover Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 EU demand European Union flag stars be incorporated into Union Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail the Tripod Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 The wail is full of them! Not very funny if you ask me. Source :- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3517874/Feminist-comedian-s-charity-gig-sabotaged-opponents-booked-tickets-en-masse-didn-t-turn-leaving-just-eight-people-audience-transphobic-whorephobic-Islamaphobic-views.html There really should be a "Reap what you sow" day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eight Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 EU demand European Union flag stars be incorporated into Union Jack I have to say that looks pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Classic FM did a good one IMO. Without labouring or referring to them they ran some short spoof adverts about a new range by John Suchet, who is somewhat of a Beethoven obsessive, of which I heard Beethoven garden gnomes and a Ludwigercise fitness programme to his symphonies. It was the light touch that made me laugh, just thrown in and if you weren't paying attention they were missable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Classic FM did a good one IMO. Without labouring or referring to them they ran some short spoof adverts about a new range by John Suchet, who is somewhat of a Beethoven obsessive, of which I heard Beethoven garden gnomes and a Ludwigercise fitness programme to his symphonies. It was the light touch that made me laugh, just thrown in and if you weren't paying attention they were missable. I caught that one. Very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battenberg Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Snoopavision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Snoopavision I can see your sense of humour is less toilet and body part orientated than mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John51 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 A young woman on Reddit kept her weight loss a secret until April 1st. She then tweeted her friends that she was trying a weight loss product. Dissolve in lime juice, walk for 2 hours and the weight just falls off. She posted pics of the *amazing* results on April 1st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 The Budget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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