Executive Sadman Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Banned from the aptly named tramps...oh the indignation. 'I split up from my partner last year and I was really upset so I had a boob job in April and got into shape going to the gym and now I just want to flaunt what I've got. Those things arent real...i would have never of guessed http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090547/Mother-28-banned-towns-nightclubs-old-wear-skimpy-outfits.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I don't know what to say. I feel ill. I don't think it was her age/skimpy outfits that prevented her getting into the clubs.... it was that fact she'd put the DJ off his disc jockeying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgefunded Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Offal dressed up as mutton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 i wish i hadnt eaten before opening that link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wig Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Ok I'll go... I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Yow! 28 going on 58! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Bolshy women, beware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfe tone Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 28 my a**e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionTerror Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 She's got that glum "Daily Mail" pose down to a tee...and let me guess CCC would... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichB Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Reckon if she had a bit of makeup and a smile everything would look better. If she spends money on cosmetic surgery, you'd think she could spend some on makeup and a haircut. Looks like a right moody cow as is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erranta Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Offal dressed up as mutton. Stuffed with a few wild oats = Haggis CCC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AThirdWay Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 If she was going to spend money, she would have been better off getting a top lip, rather than top t1ts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionTerror Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 You can almost see her breakfast in those dresses, although her norks seem happy enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waitingandsaving Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 While I'm not entirely convinced she's only 28, she really doesn't have a bad figure, but a bit of slap and a smile would help a lot. I'm not exactly fond of outfits like that on anyone - I'm the crotchety mid thirty year old who drives down Prince of Wales rd exclaiming about how girls will get cold in their backs, that at least their legs I'll be warm in those boots etc.... But if you're not wearing much (or anything!) else, then wearing a smile goes a long way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Wouldnt think twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 She's got that glum "Daily Mail" pose down to a tee...and let me guess CCC would... She looks like Edward Scissorhands in that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagarde's Drift Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Wouldnt think twice Me neither. I think she was told to look glum in all the photos, bet she'd be hot after a couple of beers, in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 She's got that glum "Daily Mail" pose down to a tee...and let me guess CCC would... To be fair, I would rattle her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 She looks like she needs good cry - poor little thing. Exactly, youcan be all metro and pretend like you care about her worries etc, then scuttle her from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgefunded Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Makes Jodie Marsh look like Kate Middleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepLurker Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Wouldnt think twice For those - like me - who are a bit slow, is that a "yes, sure" or a "Jesus, no ******!ng way"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dervis Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 For those - like me - who are a bit slow, is that a "yes, sure" or a "Jesus, no ******!ng way"? Its a yes..like its yes for all the blokes on here. Carrying on like you are all God's gift to women and can turn your nose up at whatever the cat drags in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Its a yes..like its yes for all the blokes on here. Carrying on like you are all God's gift to women and can turn your nose up at whatever the cat drags in! This ^ She is not the bonniest but her bod is pretty fit and with a nice hairdo and some better makeup - with a smile on her chops - she would prob be not too shabby. Maybe a 6-7 out of 10 IMO. And not many blokes would really turn down a 6-7/10 if they were available and fancied a piece. Then again - my standards are rather low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Purple Slug Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 It's probably for the best. Any women with a weapon in her hands is pretty dangerous to herself never mind other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagarde's Drift Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Nah shed be an 8 for me in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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