hedgefunded Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I think people are getting confused with what they'd rattle, and what they think she looks like. There's no question she looks like a prostitute, but I too would nail it without a second thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dervis Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I think people are getting confused with what they'd rattle, and what they think she looks like. There's no question she looks like a prostitute, but I too would nail it without a second thought. You already did. And that's why she looks so bloody miserable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntb Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 You'd think she would make the effort and wash that biro off her hands and wrist before having her photo taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 I grew up in Worcester and have never been to tramps. No one in their right mind would. Then or now. It was right opposite the cattle market when I lived th. That's shut nd being turned into a monstrous gold library (really look it up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradbury Robinson Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Definite dental problems, that's why she has that grimace in every picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash4781 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Oh it's the Mail again! And the club gets publicity. Everybody wins! **I'm not sure why the club has a Rover parked outside! ( one venue is called Tramps) edit: she has a 12yr old son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 I thought that. (For those that are interested maybe read this - it's really interesting: http://nourishedmagazine.com.au/blog/articles/is-it-mental-or-is-it-dental-cranial-dental-impacts-on-total-health.) do any of the photos work for you on that...its hard to know what the bloomin hell he's on about without some graphics...The translation: well-grounded minds require well-grounded and well-supported physical forms and bodies. Unfortunately today a lot of people don’t have their heads on their shoulders–their heads are positioned in front of the shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionTerror Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 This ^ She is not the bonniest but her bod is pretty fit and with a nice hairdo and some better makeup - with a smile on her chops - she would prob be not too shabby. Maybe a 6-7 out of 10 IMO. And not many blokes would really turn down a 6-7/10 if they were available and fancied a piece. Then again - my standards are rather low. Could you perform with 4 kids next door, or would it be on top of a multi-storey car park type rumble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 do any of the photos work for you on that...its hard to know what the bloomin hell he's on about without some graphics...The translation: well-grounded minds require well-grounded and well-supported physical forms and bodies. Unfortunately today a lot of people don’t have their heads on their shoulders–their heads are positioned in front of the shoulders. actually, it mentions deviated septum, so i'll just assume that Ed Milliband is what he's on about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Could you perform with 4 kids next door, or would it be on top of a multi-storey car park type rumble? without wanting to judge her too much - i reckon she would do it in either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 Yes, I couldn't find the original article with all the photos. I think Ed Milliband is a very good example of poor facial development, maxilla too far back, weak chin, elongated face, mouth-breathing, dark around the eyes, stooped posture, etc. - sadly for him. Good skin and hair though, him and his bro both look about 12. Unfortunately for them nerdy weakling 12 year olds, but 12 year olds all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted January 23, 2012 Author Share Posted January 23, 2012 Reading on in that article, i come to this In the photograph at left we see an individual with a nasal-labial angle of about 110 degrees, a sure sign that the maxilla is underdeveloped. I thought the Labia was nowhere near the nose. I really need to see the pictures, my mind is running wild over what he could mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Its a yes..like its yes for all the blokes on here. Carrying on like you are all God's gift to women and can turn your nose up at whatever the cat drags in! Erm, not bloomin' likely. Body could just about pass muster if one *liked* her enough, but doesn't do anything positive. Likewise the face: a smile might improve it, but only up to a point. But that hair, or rather the chemical soup that's been used to discolour it, just screams "run away"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Bart' Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Yow! 28 going on 58! Her face certainly isn't 28. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rxe Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Hmmm interesting. One wonders when one reads a face, you are in a way diagnosong it using certain knowledge you may have picked up about the 'kind' of person that is through experience. Human survival is based on reading facial expressions, so it is no surprising we are able to discern very quickly when something appears to be wrong. In the stone age it was "is Tharg about to kill me with that rock or has he brought it as a present?" and today it is "is my boss pleased with the presentation and will I get a raise?". Apart from under developed jaws, we notice symmetry very clearly - wonky eyes, wonky nose, symmetry of expression when someone has had a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffneck Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Reckon if she had a bit of makeup and a smile everything would look better. I agree also she needs to hit the gym and tone up a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Do you think this belongs in the alien skulls thread? That South African comedian on Mock the week (on a repeat last night) has a REALLY elongated head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I agree also she needs to hit the gym and tone up a little. She tried to join a BodyPump class but they turned her away as she would 'lower the tone'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagarde's Drift Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 She tried to join a BodyPump class but they turned her away as she would 'lower the tone'. In my gym classes there are women with more ridiculous bodies than her. I suspect she's been turned away because of what she wears rather than what she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird 900 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Bolton, this sourpuss who looks like she's sucking a lemon or Jodie Marsh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Allegro Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Her body isn't that bad. It's her mouth. Never go out with someone whose mouth turns down at the sides - it's a reflection of their personality. A friend of mine calls this 'council house mouth'. Body-wise she's quite hot I'd say, in a glamour-model type way. But yes, '28' is a just a joke. More like 35, downhill with the wind behind her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgefunded Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Until now I hadn't spotted the caption under the 4th Daily Mail picture. It's comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azogar Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 a pic with smile! well sort of http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4079489/Mum-barred-from-Tramps-for-gear-too-sexy-at-28.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Allegro Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Jodie. I've always had a bit of a thing for her. As another member said, I suspect that said sourpuss is sans teeth. Or at least a full set of withered, black tombstones. Not a problem with Marsh. You may be right, but looking at the way she holds her mouth, I think the most likely thing is she has buck teeth and is trying hard to keep them in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagarde's Drift Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 You may be right, but looking at the way she holds her mouth, I think the most likely thing is she has buck teeth and is trying hard to keep them in. Just be careful when in certain compromising positions. Probably better off being behind her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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