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Council officials have effectively torpedoed that plan, however, refusing him permission to destroy the property on account of its nominated status as a “heritage asset”. They have jettisoned his plans to replace it with a discreet and environmentally friendly, five-bedroom family home, complete with cinema room, gym and a “living roof and walls”.
It means that Glanfield may be left with an unwanted bungalow, which he claims does not meet modern building standards, and for which he paid more, at price-per-square-foot, than some of the most expensive real estate in Manhattan and Monte Carlo.

Council bans entrepreneur from renovating ‘mouldy’ cottage (archive.ph)

 

paid more per sq foot than Monte Carlo...

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3 hours ago, ftb_fml said:

How is knocking something down "renovating" it?

Nothing to see here other than "chancer pays through the nose for a poorly-informed speculative punt and loses"..

The thing is with those old bungalows, they are very very prone to fires which destroy them, due to them not being up to modern building regs. 

This usually happens at the same time as an EV with a exhausted battery has just made it home but is blocking the driveway to give access to firefighters.  

Accidents happen. 

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3 hours ago, ftb_fml said:

How is knocking something down "renovating" it?

Nothing to see here other than "chancer pays through the nose for a poorly-informed speculative punt and loses"..

Indeed.  Sandbanks house prices make no sense - it would be possible to buy luxury homes in 3 other coastal, riverside or Spa town locations & fund the cost of running, & travelling between them, for the cost of one place in that toxic nest of insecure, narcissistic control freaks.

The fact that they are destroying some or all of their family’s wealth by buying a home in a super bubble location that is ultimately unviable tells you all you need to know about their personalities. 

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57 minutes ago, markyh said:

The thing is with those old bungalows, they are very very prone to fires which destroy them, due to them not being up to modern building regs. 

These unfortunate accidents are sadly a common occurrance. Will probably need to get some machinery in in a few months, just in case.

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4 hours ago, markyh said:

The thing is with those old bungalows, they are very very prone to fires which destroy them, due to them not being up to modern building regs. 

This usually happens at the same time as an EV with a exhausted battery has just made it home but is blocking the driveway to give access to firefighters.  

Accidents happen. 

Like your style. 

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On 1/17/2024 at 11:06 AM, Frankie Teardrop said:

Sandbanks will be 6 foot underwater in a couple of decades anyway...

The plan is to build a 15 foot wall all around sandbanks and turn it into an exclusive island once that happens. This is why prices are so expensive.

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On 1/17/2024 at 11:06 AM, Frankie Teardrop said:

Sandbanks will be 6 foot underwater in a couple of decades anyway...

Nope.  Nearest borehole on property is 3m above sea level.  Expected sea level rise by 2050 is 30cm.  No evidence of significant subsidence from nearby Witch Farm oil field production.  

I suppose, speculatively, if climate change leads to more extreme storms then the peninsula could be at risk, but most likely it is good for a couple of hundred years.  

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On 1/18/2024 at 7:35 AM, hotblack42 said:

Indeed.  Sandbanks house prices make no sense - it would be possible to buy luxury homes in 3 other coastal, riverside or Spa town locations & fund the cost of running, & travelling between them, for the cost of one place in that toxic nest of insecure, narcissistic control freaks.

The fact that they are destroying some or all of their family’s wealth by buying a home in a super bubble location that is ultimately unviable tells you all you need to know about their personalities. 

Being close to here there was a TV programme (before the Pandemic) about Sandbanks. An Estate Agent said that the thing that generated the most interest was a Sunday Times article which said it was more expensive than places like Monaco. On the Monday they were inundated with calls from footballers and the like saying "I hear you have got really expensive houses for sale". I guess spending your money like Bob Dylan would suggest you were actually a frugal pauper without money to burn.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrp9967v0po

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On 21/01/2024 at 09:23, 14stFlyer said:

Nope.  Nearest borehole on property is 3m above sea level.  Expected sea level rise by 2050 is 30cm.  No evidence of significant subsidence from nearby Witch Farm oil field production.  

I suppose, speculatively, if climate change leads to more extreme storms then the peninsula could be at risk, but most likely it is good for a couple of hundred years.  

Fine, whatever.  Its not in immediate danger, woo hoo.  Its expensive primarily because rich wastes of space want to live with other rich people.

For anyone sane a property's value rests on fundamentals and there are thousands and thousands of premium coastal homes with as good or better fundamentals for less than half the price.  All they lack is 'Ooh look everyone I live in Sandbanks' bragging rights.

Its pathetic.  To me 'where's that?'  is just as good a reaction to location.  In fact its better, much better.

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Sandbanks is a unique area in the UK being a developed  peninsula at the entrance to a  large natural harbour with an uninhabited island at the centre and very long sandy beaches all around. There is no similar place in the UK.

 

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11 minutes ago, spxy said:

Sandbanks is a unique area in the UK being developed  peninsula at the entrance to a  large natural harbour with uninhabited island at the centre and very long sandy beaches all around. There is no similar place in the UK.

 

Beautiful aerial view when taking off from Bournemouth international airport......;)

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