juvenal Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Suggestions, please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Car boat sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC1 Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Roger Moore made it look so easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeholder Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Please finish parking the car for me darling. There seems to be something difficult about it today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 It's the boat's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord D'arcy Pew Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Don't worry I purchased the car with a bridging loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 3 hours ago, juvenal said: Suggestions, please... Can't think of a funny caption Juves - but that picture has reminded me of another "phrase I haven't heard in a while". That lady's footwear appears to be a pair of "Brothel Creepers"...! XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John The Pessimist Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 It's a 'carboatsail'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 No. it's a motor sailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libspero Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Latest self parking Tesla? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted October 1, 2016 Author Share Posted October 1, 2016 "The divorce settlement demanded that I return my ex's car down to his mistress's boat..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsino Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Car for sale. One lady owner. New suspension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XswampyX Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 4 hours ago, juvenal said: Suggestions, please... Allahu akbar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveinHope Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 I only asked you to help push the boat off the mooring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheBlueCat Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just rent it out, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMartinSanchez Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 TO LET: Three bedroom penthouse apartment with stunning panoramic sea view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CunningPlan Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Parking. It's not rocket science. It's not brain surgery either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Hmmmm... Just testing that the swear filter still works after the recent software update, but it appears that it didn't get cancelled when I abandoned the post. How very embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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honkydonkey Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Taking a booze cruise too literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooch Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 "I wasn't busy texting at the time... Honest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 On 01/10/2016 at 4:04 PM, The XYY Man said: Can't think of a funny caption Juves - but that picture has reminded me of another "phrase I haven't heard in a while". That lady's footwear appears to be a pair of "Brothel Creepers"...! XYY naah. theresa may's leopardskin ones are definitely "madam" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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