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Shanker? Could be a woman...

I just pray that her and Steptoe weren't 'at it' in the same field that Theresa May was running through...

Or the contents of a twelve bore cartridge....

Interesting 'Louis X1V meets Match of the Day' interior.

Always carry a can of WD40 for those extended sessions...

Isn't this Index Asking Prices? If so, it's worthless

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/16968014.second-home-purchases-up-across-dorset-despite-stamp-duty-boost/ A third (1240) of all house sales last year in Bournemouth were to second home buyers. 770 more in Poole alone. 2000 second home purchases in the county of Dorset. So much for any changes in property greed cause by SD changes.....

One half of Chas and Dave. Said he learned his trade from touring with Jerry Lee Lewis. Loved by millions as custodians of the very last of music hall sing-alongs.

Give it a really good whack with a sledgehammer. That way you can tell if it's a dud or not..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6130919/Police-called-service-station-property-tycoon-Fergus-Wilson-throws-fish-chips-floor.html He's always thrown his weight about - now he's throwing his fish supper about!

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/mansion-raffle-ticket-dancers-hill-house-hertfordshire-london-buy-a8485521.html This house has also been featured on.....Chucklevision.. Ooh..er.....

'so after nine months decided to adopt a creative approach'. So 'creative' about 76 other people have already tried it...

You have two good days when you buy a house like that... The day you buy it, and the day you sell it...

No loss. Good riddance.

Check kettle for limescale. If heavily limed, half fill it with half-and-half white vinegar and water. Boil it, leave overnight. Rinse out, boil again and empty it. Then try it.