Rosepetal Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Did the Spring Bounce ever happen? What are the average monthly house price falls? What level is the FTSE 100 at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interestrateripoff Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Some of my kids will have birthdays and I'll be thinking about what I want for mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonoP Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Congratulations. You're priced out of the housing market. And you are STILL a knob....... - The bounce did happen. Price up 5% - They started to drop again in August and have now lost the 5% they increased. They will lose an additional 8% over the winter - FTSE back below 4000 - about 3900. Again, will drop lower over winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darwin Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Congratulations. You're priced out of the housing market. Oh, looks like we've got Evil Sibley tonight, I see. What happened to Happy Sibley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Its red and they are hunting for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) I will have vomited about a million times after sitting through another series of Channel Four's embrassing bodies. Edited to add Or; partying hard with three Russian hookers in an Amsterdam hotel room Edited May 20, 2009 by superdez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waiting Patiently Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Did the Spring Bounce ever happen?What are the average monthly house price falls? What level is the FTSE 100 at? October 2009: Housing market dead on it's feet Thousands more estate agents and mortgage brokers on the dole Selling prices down another 15 to 20% (for those few lucky enough to sell) FTSE up to around 4,800 or higher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstra Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Enjoying the new October Revolution of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timm Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 We are all paying 300% interest a day on our wages. OAPs stop you in the street and beg you to take their pensions. The Glorious Saviour Gordon Brown is torturing food hoarders live on the only available web site. "It's the Reich thing to do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankster Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I reckon that it's dependent on what happens to unemployment and interest rates. If unemployment continues to rise steeply and the BoE is forced to move away from very low interest rates, things won't be good in the property sector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Bowman Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Congratulations. You're priced out of the housing market. What is it with you? The most gracious people add a choice not take one away. Or if that is too deep for a troll living under a god forsaken bridge on the Medway. A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. Muhammad Ali Where is the humanity in any of your posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Monk Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 My signature will be different but similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1888 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Esther Rantzen is now Prime Ministress Joanna Lumley is Home Office Minister Alan Titchmarsh is in charge of the Exchequer due to the currency now being odd shaped vegetables the BBC licence fee has increased to 3 straight bananas and a square egg per year King Charles orders the demolition of Birmingham for the new crime of Carbuncalism Hadrians wall is rebuilt using pieces of Brown, Darling and Martins torso's Susan Boyle is the new Singer of the House in Westminster FTSE is now just a game people play in restaurants under the table Jordan and Peter Andre get remarried Houses are now free as everyone has emigrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Sibley has been unexpectedly beaten to death by an unknown attacker in his 1 bed flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Hatred Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Estate agents and TV property gurus will be saying "there's never been a better time to buy" for the 22nd month in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darwin Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Where is the humanity in any of your posts? There is none, because he's a troll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Bowman Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 There is none, because he's a troll! Thank you I forgot is that a short word for A***hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libspero Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 The Glorious Saviour Gordon Brown is torturing food hoarders live on the only available web site."It's the Reich thing to do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I reckon it'll still be raining and we'll still be waiting for the heatwave. And and house prices will be lower. There's a healthy number coming back for sale after being sstc which must strike joy into the hearts of the sellers. not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darwin Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Thank you I forgot is that a short word for A***hole Asstroll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRMX9 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 We will be living through much much darker days (well it will be dark by 5pm!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Game_Over Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I have it on good authority we will all have died from Swine Flu Atishoo!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50%deposit Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 In October the mainstream media will officially recognise the house price crash as the most boring ecconomic downturn ever and there will be programs aimed directly at over coming the boredom. i think that something 'major' will happen that no one could have predicted that will stand as the trigger for a major significant drop of 0.5% Sibley would have another character parliement will no longer be telivised on account of it being dangerously boring. boring boring. the crash will be show by a graph whose gradient is 0, this graph will be much talked about and often tilted to emphasise the impact of the house price crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brassed off brit Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 The summer would have been sh*t..AGAIN. Gordon still hangin on to his job and still repeating "it's the right thing to do" even after his party is demolished into fourth place in the glasgow east by-election New law bieng considered to ban humour, humourmongers to face up to four years detention without trial watching a clip show of gordons best known one liners! Trial of two police officers who tazered then beat to death a protester in the now notorious expensegate riots halted, due to it not being in the public interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Miller Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 There is none, because he's a troll! Sibley's real identity is discovered, he is in fact Gordon (the moron) Brown. There will be a ban on hose pipes. The population has fallen to 45m due to the mass emigration to absolutely anywhere. Gas now the main prize with Lotto. Petrol rationed unless your an MP. Interest rates at 18% to stop the flood out of the pound to absolutely anything. 1 in 8 women forced on to the game. 1 in 6 men forced on to the game. The average brit seen stumbling around dazed mumbling 'Still, mustn't grumble' Mad cow disease hits Britain, Thatcher returns. Sibley becomes the chancellor Population decreases another 2m as people choose mass suicide. Maidstone house prices triple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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