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"the Truth Is That California Is In A State Of Emergency."


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I know it is off topic and apologise profusely but...if female looking machines could plump up their breasts like the female terminators....whoah, no need to terminate us , men would never look at another real female again, end of humans no kids...cos I like em HOOOOOOGE. :P

Not that i'm a sci-fi freak at all you understand..no! really. :unsure:

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"When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, one-eyed moron. The old women in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their homes... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the one-eyed retard who makes w4nkpile of economies."

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"When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, one-eyed moron. The old women in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their homes... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the one-eyed retard who makes w4nkpile of economies."

:lol::lol::lol:

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He forgot the first rule, he moved too soon [instead of staying put or STRing in this market], the second rule. . . if you are going to bluff [About your exposure to liquidity issues] you must be prepared to have your bluff called, and the third rule . . . DUCK!

*Twins, if anyone's counting.

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Listen, and understand. That debt is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
"When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, one-eyed moron. The old women in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their homes... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the one-eyed retard who makes w4nkpile of economies."

Both awesome quotes, these are what Fridays are all about. I reckon if you ever have to give a eulogy and it needs a bit of a comedic edge (I'm just thinking out loud here) and you have the time to explain the background to the story, both these would have the crowds in raucous laughter, possibly even raise the dead!

The best I could do was "Nobody gives Schwarzenegger a raw deal" (Raw deal wasn't one of his blockbusters)

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I know it is off topic and apologise profusely but...if female looking machines could plump up their breasts like the female terminators....whoah, no need to terminate us , men would never look at another real female again, end of humans no kids...cos I like em HOOOOOOGE. :P

http://www.realdoll.com

And it you buy one for $7.5k, you'll be helpingy the Californian economy! (to keep on-topic! ;) )

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Maybe they'll declare independence from the USA to save themselves?

Surely, he will just call upon Carl Weathers and Jesse 'The Body' Ventura to form an emergency cabinet?

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I lived in California for the early dot.com years. The population there is very mobile, prepared to move for work. Any Californian can just move to another state and they have no share in the state liabilities. i.e. you can take part in the boom but don't have to pay the bill if you just leave.

Of course, if you bought a house then you are stuffed.

The same thing applies to the EU, any citiizen can move freely to a lower-tax country of their choice.

I wonder when Gordon will bring in an emmigation tax?

VMR.

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