interestrateripoff Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-07/31-year-old-hedge-funder-trashes-20-million-hamptons-mansion-wild-midget-tossing-par In another reminder why most of the population is increasingly furious at the "elites", over the holiday weekend a 31-year-old portfolio manager for Moore Capital, Brett Barna, threw a wild “Wolf of Wall Street”-style Hamptons party, complete with Champagne, scores of bikini-clad women and costumed gun-toting midgets, and in the process trashed a $20 million mansion. According to Page Six, Barna, "a portfolio manager at Louis Bacon’s Moore Capital Management, hosted the all-day “#Sprayathon” pool party on Sunday, where 1,000 people doused themselves in bubbly as rapper Ace Hood performed." Making things more complicated is that Barna is not the owner of the 9-bedroom, 8 acre Hamptons mansion which "comes with tennis court, gym, outdoor pool & jacuzzi" where he celebrated US Independence Day in decadent style, and instead rented it from "Tommy" for $29,000 on AirBNB, a fee he is now disputing. And now Tommy is angry: "the furious owner of the 14-bedroom estate in Bridgehampton plans to sue Barna, 31, for $1 million, saying the Wall Street hot shot had claimed the party would be a fundraiser for an animal charity for a mere 50 guests." The owner, who asked to not be named, told Page Six that , “Brett came to me dropping Louis Bacon’s name and saying he was a big deal with the Robin Hood Foundation. He said there would be 50 people at the event and it was for animal rescue. But the only animals there were the people, a thousand of them. They drowned themselves in Champagne, they had midgets they threw in the pool, they broke into the house, trashed the furniture, art was stolen, we found used condoms. So many people were there that the concrete around the pool crumbled and fell into the water. It was like ‘Jersey Shore’ meets a frat party. We are preparing a massive lawsuit . . . We’re waiting to serve him." "Brett was last seen on Sunday chugging Champagne with two midgets.” We are all in it together.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 What a "fine gentleman"? People who know the Piniverse will understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Where do they find these wild midgets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDavola Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Now that's real wealth - when you've run out of prostitutes to hire and you have to start rounding up the midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 $20m??? That building is a taste-free architectural disaster area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Doesn't the Hamptons have a history of this, going back at least to Gatsby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Where do they find these wild midgets? Littlehampton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fully Detached Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Doesn't the Hamptons have a history of this, going back at least to Gatsby? What, midget tossing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormymonday_2011 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Doesn't the Hamptons have a history of this, going back at least to Gatsby? I must have missed the dwarf chucking bit in Fitzgerald's novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knock out johnny Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I'm not sure eho I'm supposed to feel sorry for there...the entitled animalistic hedge fund analyst or the landlord who charges $29k per day in rent? Hope they bankrupt each other in court tbh P If it was a conference hall or nightclub, would you have a problem with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko2010 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 This is hilarious. Are you sure this doesn't originate from the Daily Mash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 And, for the bad publicity that he has brought his firm, sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Statistics show that midgets are more depressed than taller folk. Apparently six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Statistics show that midgets are more depressed than taller folk. Apparently six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy... It's OK, doc. I'm not depressed, I'm just sleepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Sounds like Smurf village. Only one female, like China! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Orange Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Seen The Wolf of Wall Street I suppose: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Watching the wolf of wall Street in a cinema is a great way of working out who else around you has dabbled in the happy stuff. Unless you've been there and done that it's impossible to comprehend. I'm talking about the steps/ car scene in case anyone is wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I got a little 'happy' whilst in Tallinn and have my step counter on my belt. I had about 800m to walk back to my hostel. The next day I woke up with over 29,000 steps. I remember walking up a motorway ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 800 miles? You should join the Roman Empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I was rejected as my feet were too pointy !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I got a little 'happy' whilst in Tallinn and have my step counter on my belt. I had about 800m to walk back to my hostel. The next day I woke up with over 29,000 steps. I remember walking up a motorway ffs. Getting that drunk in Finland probably cost you more than that hedge fund party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Getting that drunk in Finland probably cost you more than that hedge fund party. Finns seem to do it, but then they jump out ot tall buidings. forgetting their bar bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Finns seem to do it, but then they jump out ot tall buidings. forgetting their bar bill. Those bar bills would account for the high suicide rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Getting that drunk in Finland probably cost you more than that hedge fund party. Spent 140 in Helsinki. Arrived at 12.30 am and back to hotel at 3am. Rather pricey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Spent 140 in Helsinki. Arrived at 12.30 am and back to hotel at 3am. Rather pricey. Feck! Steep? That's effing vertical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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