Reck B Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 What's the most lethal gas known to man & how would one disperse it through a conference centres air conditioning unit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 You forgot "Getting on with the job." "I'm getting on with taking the tablets. This is a global depression that started in America but I have the right tablets for Britain. People want to know that they have a leader who can run the country and so I say to you - I run every day! I am very fit and so I am the right man to take these tablets." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockape Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 (edited) All this media hype about how this is the most important speech of his career gets so sickening. All he will do is follow what Mandlslime tells him. Look presidential Talk about making tough choices Say "Global" a lot Accept standing ovation Do not drop trousers. And that's it. Media lap it up, conference lap it up, public told to lap it up. Edited September 29, 2009 by Rockape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Boy Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 What's the most lethal gas known to man & how would one disperse it through a conference centres air conditioning unit? Just wait till this delegate returns to the hall after enjoying some sunshine at Brighton and breaks wind during the speech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest P-Diddly Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Alan Johnson. Blunkett's dog has more vision... Who's the tea lady there now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rw42 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Would giggle if they all forgot to attend his speech.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest UK Debt Slave Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I think we should have an HPC sweepstake on how many times the Snot Gobbler mentions 'Global' in his speech I'm going for 15 times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest P-Diddly Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I think we should have an HPC sweepstake on how many times the Snot Gobbler mentions 'Global' in his speechI'm going for 15 times How long is this speech? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 "John Prescott and the Labour Think Tank discuss Gordon's future before the forthcoming speech..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R K Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 (edited) How long is this speech? As long as it takes to do the right thing for hardly working families who share his vaaaaallllyews. 8 seconds should cover it. Edited September 29, 2009 by Red Karma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest P-Diddly Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 As long as it takes to do the right thing for hardly working families who share his vaaaaallllyews. That's one thing that lot did, change the English for the worst. 'Do' became 'dew'. Very irritating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kootenai Brown Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Sorry to post this so soon after lunch... Check out the video on this article. We love Gordo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Boy Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Telly on, valves warming up. Conference h.all filling up, excitement building up. Press releases suggest Gordon will propose corporal punishment for feral kids to gain more votes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1888 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Well folks the turkey is almost thawed and cooked and the family are all here for xmas diner. This afternoon we will all settle down around the tv to watch the speech live at 2.15. Our great leader Gordon the Great will be the highlight of today. In years to come people will ask " where was you when Gordon rallied the country ?"I have it on good authority that Sarah will this year will be on stage as a pole dancer to excite the party faithfull. I just know that delegates in the half empty hall will rise to their feet and give Gordon a standing ovation. I know I speak for the rest of the family when I say that there will not be a dry eye in the house. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPMnbyX5C4w wonder if Gordo will take a lead from Obama on this Gordon Insane M'cBrowna sing up children our dear leader loves you and we must love him too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellerkat Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Live blogging by Guido Fawkes if your stomach isn't strong enough to view it live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 When your grandchildren say "Where were you, and what were you doing during Gordon Brown's Great 2009 Speech, grandad? What will you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dances with sheeple Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Something about "steering a course of stability through the global economic storm", not sure if he's used that one of late. I`m just waiting for him to pull out a harpoon and start shouting "The white whale" "The white whale"! then to take a swig from his medication box, the guys gone in the head, I don`t understand why this sick travelling circus is allowed to continue? What the F*ck happened to people in the UK? couple of decades ago we would have had some street fighting by now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dances with sheeple Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 When your grandchildren say "Where were you, and what were you doing during Gordon Brown's Great 2009 Speech, grandad?What will you say? Taking a dump on ye olde Thunderbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Boy Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 When your grandchildren say "Where were you, and what were you doing during Gordon Brown's Great 2009 Speech, grandad?What will you say? fixing the telly. One of the valves has just blown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockape Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Live blogging by Guido Fawkes if your stomach isn't strong enough to view it live. Thanks for the link, I'll follow it on the blog. I have a bad cold and watching Brown may produce an excess of flem that my TV may not be able to cope with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest P-Diddly Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I`m just waiting for him to pull out a harpoon and start shouting "The white whale" "The white whale"! then to take a swig from his medication box, the guys gone in the head, I don`t understand why this sick travelling circus is allowed to continue? What the F*ck happened to people in the UK? couple of decades ago we would have had some street fighting by now? They became . . . the undead. Spooky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57percent Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 It's on the BBC site. Currently playing James - Sit Down. Odd. He's late, is that normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dizzy Rash Call Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 It's on the BBC site. Currently playing James - Sit Down. Odd. He's late, is that normal. Ill sing myself to sleep A song from the darkest hour Secrets I cant keep Inside of the day Swing from high to deep Extremes of sweet and sour Hope that God exists I hope I pray Drawn by the undertow My life is out of control I believe this wave will bear my weight So let it flow Oh sit down Sit down next to me Sit down, down, down, down, down In sympathy Now Im relieved to hear That youve been to some far out places Its hard to carry on When you feel all alone Now Ive swung back down again Its worse than it was before If I hadnt seen such riches I could live with being poor Oh sit down Sit down next to me Sit down, down, down, down, down In sympathy Those who feel the breath of sadness Sit down next to me Those who find theyre touched by madness Sit down next to me Those who find themselves ridiculous Sit down next to me Love, in fear, in hate, in tears Down Down Oh sit down Sit down next to me Sit down, down, down, down, down In sympathy Oh sit down Sit down next to me Sit down, down, down, down, down In sympathy Down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stig Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 ...well that was nauseating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptherebels Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Is she the new leader ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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