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Frank Hovis

Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned

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"You've sinned? Rubbish, you're a total lightweight."

When asked which embassy would grant him diplomatic immunity, the Anglican priest said "the Vatican" and swore at officers.

Jones, has previous convictions for a bomb hoax, affray, possession of cannabis, fraud, and criminal damage, now faces formal church disciplinary proceedings.

His lawyer, Dominic Hockley, told the court that Jones had consumed about 53 units of alcohol before the incident and was seeking help to deal with alcoholism.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522

Somehow I feel that the entrance standards for the ministry are no longer what they were in the 1950s.

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"You've sinned? Rubbish, you're a total lightweight."

When asked which embassy would grant him diplomatic immunity, the Anglican priest said "the Vatican" and swore at officers.

Jones, has previous convictions for a bomb hoax, affray, possession of cannabis, fraud, and criminal damage, now faces formal church disciplinary proceedings.

His lawyer, Dominic Hockley, told the court that Jones had consumed about 53 units of alcohol before the incident and was seeking help to deal with alcoholism.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522

Somehow I feel that the entrance standards for the ministry are no longer what they were in the 1950s.

actually it looks like he was not anglican at all.

catholic communion wine is alcoholic,

anglican is not.

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Somehow I feel that the entrance standards for the ministry are no longer what they were in the 1950s.

They probably just don't attract the same quality of applicant since the cream of the perks package became taboo and sometimes even arrestable.

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I Find it quite refreshing ,it's not the usual offence ,perhaps they have a diversity officer now

Ha ha. He's only a drunken brawler. Maybe he is a Geordie?

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Ha ha. He's only a drunken brawler. Maybe he is a Geordie?

Im en route to way aye man land right now I shall keep an eye out for drunken ministers.

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Im en route to way aye man land right now I shall keep an eye out for drunken ministers.

Ask for a pint of Scotch and a ham stottie at the pub. You don't want to look a bit foreign like. Divvent ye wear a red-and-white sh1te Sunderland short mon! Never drink the broon from a pint glass!

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"You've sinned? Rubbish, you're a total lightweight."

When asked which embassy would grant him diplomatic immunity, the Anglican priest said "the Vatican" and swore at officers.

Jones, has previous convictions for a bomb hoax, affray, possession of cannabis, fraud, and criminal damage, now faces formal church disciplinary proceedings.

His lawyer, Dominic Hockley, told the court that Jones had consumed about 53 units of alcohol before the incident and was seeking help to deal with alcoholism.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522

Somehow I feel that the entrance standards for the ministry are no longer what they were in the 1950s.

Quite, no self respecting member of the clergy would have lost self control after a mere 26 pints of beer back in the 50s. These newbies are total light weights!

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Should be a Marvel comic about "The amazing drunk clergyman", with special powers of swearing and blessing. And of course his sidekick "sloshed Altar Boy".

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Should be a Marvel comic about "The amazing drunk clergyman", with special powers of swearing and blessing. And of course his sidekick "sloshed Altar Boy".

The stock whence cometh the Reverend St John Froude.

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Should be a Marvel comic about "The amazing drunk clergyman", with special powers of swearing and blessing. And of course his sidekick "sloshed Altar Boy".

somebody care to do the narrative of said plot in stupid deep movie trailer -voice

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Ha ha. He's only a drunken brawler. Maybe he is a Geordie?

At 53 units he's certainly up for honourary Geordieship.

I only managed 38 on Friday night - must be going soft in me old age...

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At 53 units he's certainly up for honourary Geordieship.

I only managed 38 on Friday night - must be going soft in me old age...

XYY

Sorry to hear that Bishop! :blink:

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Sorry to hear that Bishop! :blink:

Thank you your eminence - I assure you this is just a temporary blip on my otherwise outstanding drinking record.

XYY

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