Bloo Loo Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 The camera was set up on their private property, on an ornamental garden lamppost. private detective? or privates detective? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Solved! It's all in pursuit of science: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 The camera was set up on their private property, on an ornamental garden lamppost. Now that's OK then? Probably nothing to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Where did you get that picture of my dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Where did you get that picture of my dad? we have the same father? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I had a pooping tom once! I sold his excrement on EBay! I still want my cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntb Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I still want my cut From which end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 From which end? The same one everyone likes, the crusty end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 So... the man who installed the video camera rolled up today in his security company van. He tried to check the installation, saw the camera had been removed, and called the police. Yep, he'd intalled the camera at the wrong house. The owner of the unoccupied house next door wanted a camera installed there to monitor the coming and going of owls in the roof space, for some reason. The security guy was able to back up his story by getting the police to ring the owner of the house next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 You have owls going into the roof next door? That sounds like a lot of conservation order trouble brewing. Did you ask him how much hhe charges for his services? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 You have owls going into the roof next door? That sounds like a lot of conservation order trouble brewing. Did you ask him how much hhe charges for his services? No, because i don't live with my ex-wife, so it's not my problem. I'd still have hit him with a baseball bat BTW, for the hell of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 So... the man who installed the video camera rolled up today in his security company van. He tried to check the installation, saw the camera had been removed, and called the police. Yep, he'd intalled the camera at the wrong house. The owner of the unoccupied house next door wanted a camera installed there to monitor the coming and going of owls in the roof space, for some reason. The security guy was able to back up his story by getting the police to ring the owner of the house next door. You'd think your ex or her partner would have mentioned something to the neighbours if there was a suspicion a prowler had installed a camera in the garden! What an anticlimax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 You'd think your ex or her partner would have mentioned something to the neighbours if there was a suspicion a prowler had installed a camera in the garden! What an anticlimax. You mean the neighbours who aren't in the house next door that I have clearly described as unoccupied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 Wow. What a brilliant cover for a deviant sexual predator. A camera installer. Could make a horror movie about this. Perhaps he was making Owl Porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 You mean the neighbours who aren't in the house next door that I have clearly described as unoccupied? Unoccupied? Tell that to the owls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted May 6, 2015 Author Share Posted May 6, 2015 Unoccupied? Tell that to the owls. OK, you got me on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 No, because i don't live with my ex-wife, so it's not my problem. I'd still have hit him with a baseball bat BTW, for the hell of it. Yes, I don't think you should be denied the fantasy dream cutaway sequence of inflicting serious physical violence on someone who, at the time, was a deservig victim. Probably more lazy owls on disability feigning a bad back - they'll be rumbled now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 normally, Id have expected a knock at the door and a smiling job well done from the installer. And an invoice. And a copy of the video of the owls. so many things an inquisitive plod might want to check out this mans Alibi, for that is what he has presented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Wow. What a brilliant cover for a deviant sexual predator. A camera installer. Could make a horror movie about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 So... the man who installed the video camera rolled up today in his security company van. He tried to check the installation, saw the camera had been removed, and called the police. Yep, he'd intalled the camera at the wrong house. The owner of the unoccupied house next door wanted a camera installed there to monitor the coming and going of owls in the roof space, for some reason. The security guy was able to back up his story by getting the police to ring the owner of the house next door. You live in a disturbed and confusing World! I'm off to start a new religion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 What sort of owls? "I've just spotted owls in your roof, I can install a camera to video them for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 So... the man who installed the video camera rolled up today in his security company van. He tried to check the installation, saw the camera had been removed, and called the police. Yep, he'd intalled the camera at the wrong house. The owner of the unoccupied house next door wanted a camera installed there to monitor the coming and going of owls in the roof space, for some reason. The security guy was able to back up his story by getting the police to ring the owner of the house next door. Told you it might be for the local wildlife.....unexpected tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 What sort of owls? "I've just spotted owls in your roof, I can install a camera to video them for you." Does a new religion need owls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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