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The Worst Friday Evening Ever

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I am at the wedding do of some people I don't particularly like. I only came along out of politeness. It is out of town so I drove and therefore shouldn't drink. It is in the south so there are unlikely to be any fights.

The current plan is to sulk in the corner for an hour then go home. Does the learned forum have any better ideas?

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I am at the wedding do of some people I don't particularly like. I only came along out of politeness. It is out of town so I drove and therefore shouldn't drink. It is in the south so there are unlikely to be any fights.

The current plan is to sulk in the corner for an hour then go home. Does the learned forum have any better ideas?

Reply to this post, making yourself look:

a.) Popular (people will assume you are texting a loved one)

b.) Busy - so people won't bother you or try to talk to you

and also eating up a few painful minutes of boredom.

Repeat a few times and then skulk off... ;)

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You should start a fight, and urinate on the bride! :lol:

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Reply to this post, making yourself look:

a.) Popular (people will assume you are texting a loved one)

b.) Busy - so people won't bother you or try to talk to you

and also eating up a few painful minutes of boredom.

Repeat a few times and then skulk off... ;)

Thanks VoR! You rock!

Oh heck, all the boomers have started dancing to a Rihanna track. Why can't they ever do something good?

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It is in the south so there are unlikely to be any fights.

Shandy-drinking bunch of twats - come up North mate and have a proper party.

XYY

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I think somebody has beaten me to it.

Wimp! :blink:

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Shandy-drinking bunch of twats - come up North mate and have a proper party.

XYY

I'll whallop you with a purple cravat! You boundah!! :lol:

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Go for a dump to kill some time.

By a bag of salted peanuts and amuse yourself by counting them, working out the ratio of complete ones to individual halves. Split all the whole ones into their halves. Make some amusing pixel art with them.

Then eat them and go back to the bogs to wash your greasy fingers.

Repeat as needed for dry roasted, cashews etc until you feel sick and it will probably be time to go home.

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I'll whallop you with a purple cravat! You boundah!! :lol:

And I'll box your ears you scoundrel.

And once it all kicks-off proper, our lass will writhe around in the mud with Mrs/Ms Pin for several hours for the sake of the XYY family honour.

Just so ya know like...

;)

XYY

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I am at the wedding do of some people I don't particularly like. I only came along out of politeness. It is out of town so I drove and therefore shouldn't drink. It is in the south so there are unlikely to be any fights.

The current plan is to sulk in the corner for an hour then go home. Does the learned forum have any better ideas?

Park the car, swallow the keys, get hammered and start singing with the band, then announce the HPC over the mike, giving out the address of this site, then start fighting with the nimbys who try to rush the stage, if you start to get outnumbered remember the immortal line from Out For Justice - "Stop whining like a C*unt and get your piece! " :lol:

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In the South you say? No fights? Does not compute I'm afraid. I usually have to fight my way through several hordes of violent chavs to get a drink. And that's just in the beer section of Morrissons. The real aggro doesn't start till I hit the town later.

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Ah, the disposable cameras dotting the tables have some promise...

Be public-spirited. Pass time by gathering them all up, and throwing them in the bin.

Make sure everyone sees you do it.

Well, they are disposable after all.

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Take it you're on the not valued enough to be invited to the ceremony and meal but will do for making up numbers so we look popular at the evening disco list.

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Take it you're on the not valued enough to be invited to the ceremony and meal but will do for making up numbers so we look popular at the evening disco list.

That's the great thing about weddings, isn't it? You find out where you stand.

1st class : stag / hen do

2nd class: wedding ceremony

3rd class: sit in function room with pissed boomers.

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I am at the wedding do of some people I don't particularly like. I only came along out of politeness. It is out of town so I drove and therefore shouldn't drink. It is in the south so there are unlikely to be any fights.

The current plan is to sulk in the corner for an hour then go home. Does the learned forum have any better ideas?

Well, I hope at least there's some nice food! Hope you didn't shell out too much on a present.

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