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Does anyone else start on the beers on a Friday night and by about 10pm, fire up YouTube on the TV and sit watching pop music videos from the 1980s reminiscing about how great it all was back then?

We can dance if we wannoo... we can leave your friends behind. 'Cos your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends o' mine.

This evening can be repeated over and over with similar effects.

No, it probably is just us.

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Our local petrol station is somewhat challenged in the 'inventory' department.

Tonight's visit yielded only a Polish brand of beer.

My God, it's strong. I have had three cans and I'm utterly slaughtered.

Edit - Polish should be capitalised. See what happens... ;)

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Our local petrol station is somewhat challenged in the 'inventory' department.

Tonight's visit yielded only a Polish brand of beer.

My God, it's strong. I have had three cans and I'm utterly slaughtered.

Edit - Polish should be capitalised. See what happens... ;)

You are looking distinctly purple these days, DTMark.

And no, that wasn't Polish beer you bought. It was car polish.

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"Polish sherry" ...

I admit, that's an incredibly obscure reference. I'll be surprised and impressed in the same measure if someone can name the series..

I don't know what it was, but the hiccups have been going for 20 minutes now and it's ****ing me off.

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I only had four.

I fell over in the bathroom on the way to bed.

And I still feel drunk now. Not hung-over as such, but drunk.

What on earth is in that beer.

What was it called - there's a shop that sells a load of TATRA'S round my way which generally introduce themselves at 6.5% minimum! Puts hairs on your chest and your back on the floor!

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I wonder if "Warka" is Polish for "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster".

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, a major character in Douglas Adams' novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described as "like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick." It has also been described in the novel as "the alcoholic equivalent to a mugging; expensive and bad for the head."

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Bartending/Cocktails/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster

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Waay!

Broke my erm, non-bbqfast today as are going to get a chippy after 5 days of bbq on the trot (feel like Doc Dre, bbq's everyday) :D

back to the bbq tmz though :):):)

tb lol xx

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