bomberbrown Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Door bell goes. I go to the door and theres a man with a clip board in front of me. Him: "Hello, I'm from the Labour Party and I was wondering how you will be voting this general election" Me: PAUSES. Is this real???? "I'm certainly not voting for you guys!" Him: "Ok...... thanks etc.." (I think he might have been getting used to the response by now??) That has really made my day!!!!! I know it's simple, but it really has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errol Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Did you laugh in his face? That's what they deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DoubleDigitCrackPipe Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 It's a secret ballot nowt to do with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinker Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 He was probably happy not to be punched in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Bear Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Door bell goes. I go to the door and theres a man with a clip board in front of me. Him: "Hello, I'm from the Labour Party and I was wondering how you will be voting this general election" Me: PAUSES. Is this real???? "I'm certainly not voting for you guys!" Him: "Ok...... thanks etc.." (I think he might have been getting used to the response by now??) That has really made my day!!!!! I know it's simple, but it really has. No chance of such simple pleasures around here in LD/Tory marginal . It'd almost be worth moving . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AteMoose Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Door bell goes. I go to the door and theres a man with a clip board in front of me. Him: "Hello, I'm from the Labour Party and I was wondering how you will be voting this general election" Me: PAUSES. Is this real???? "I'm certainly not voting for you guys!" Him: "Ok...... thanks etc.." (I think he might have been getting used to the response by now??) That has really made my day!!!!! I know it's simple, but it really has. you said EXACTLY what I said to a labour canvaseer last year; around the time of the expenses scandal. His response when I said 'Im certainly not voting for labour' was 'you should be ashamed', as he ran off my front drive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLDFTB Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 you said EXACTLY what I said to a labour canvaseer last year; around the time of the expenses scandal. His response when I said 'Im certainly not voting for labour' was 'you should be ashamed', as he ran off my front drive... You should have called after him: "Actually i'm not, i'm very proud!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone baby gone Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Door bell goes. I go to the door and theres a man with a clip board in front of me. Him: "Hello, I'm from the Labour Party and I was wondering how you will be voting this general election" Me: PAUSES. Is this real???? "I'm certainly not voting for you guys!" Him: "Ok...... thanks etc.." (I think he might have been getting used to the response by now??) That has really made my day!!!!! I know it's simple, but it really has. I think my first response would be: "when your party can pull together the spine to actually announce a general election, come back and then I'll tell you who I'm going to vote for". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkins Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Next time tell him you're going to vote Labour because they're doing such a bang up job, if you can keep a straight face that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northwest Smith Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Yes I'm going to vote for X, already a member of the party. Must be your records, anyway I'll let you go there's plenty of work to be done, thanks, bye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgefunded Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Shove a fork into his eye. When he's screaming in agony, do a Stewie "Like that do ya, want some more do ya, yeah?" Then shove a fork in his other eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Stromba Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I would have wanted more fun with him than that. Coudn't you have kept him talking a little longer, lead him on a little? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurejon Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Tell them that you are going to vote labour because Labour are the only party that is commited to removing darkies from the Middle East and returning it back to the Christians who come with gifts of peace, freedom, and democracy in exchange for a few hundred thousand civilian lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemb Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 in years gone by, i would have been that labour canvasser. never again will i help any political party. spent years helping them to oust the tories only for labour to break my heart by continuing with tory policies. i'm hoping that we get labour canvassers round our house closer to the election so i can give them a peice of my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest absolutezero Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Tell them that you are going to vote labour because Labour are the only party that is commited to removing darkies from the Middle East and returning it back to the Christians who come with gifts of peace, freedom, and democracy in exchange for a few hundred thousand civilian lives. Bitter and twisted, much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Tell them you will definitely vote Labour, but you have a heart condition and the Doctor only allows you to walk 50 yards. They will send a car to take you to the polling station! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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