cashinmattress Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Welsh Rugby Players In Pickle After Gherkin Incident A group of Welsh engineering students found themselves in the hospital last month after an initiation ritual gone awry.gair rhydd, Cardiff University's student newspaper, reports today that members of the college's engineering department apparently caught food poisoning recently after eating gherkins that had previously been inserted into players' anuses. It was part of a hazing ritual for the department's rugby team. Players had created a Facebook event for the initiation (of course), which explained that the endurance tests were designed to test "Strength of Stamina, " "Strength of Character," and "Strength of Stomach." The page linked to photos showing initiations from years past; activities caught on camera included flashing and ana1 egg insertions. There was also something with toilet paper, where one end was placed between a player's butt cheeks and the other end was set on fire. The college's athletic union says that the engineering department's rugby team isn't officially recognized by the university. No word on whether or not there's going to be any disciplinary action. Dudes! What's wrong with the old engineering initiations of the greased pole, or putting the deans car on the school roof????? WTF with eating pickles out each others asses???? I know sportsmen share camaraderie etc, but that's way too much! Any rugby players here wish to enlighten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionTerror Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Just don't ask about the rules of the "Sticky Biscuit" game which I believe rugger buggers & various members of the armed forces partake in.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Welsh Rugby Players In Pickle After Gherkin Incident Dudes! What's wrong with the old engineering initiations of the greased pole, or putting the deans car on the school roof????? WTF with eating pickles out each others asses???? I know sportsmen share camaraderie etc, but that's way too much! Any rugby players here wish to enlighten? Hockey teams only marginally better. Never saw anything quite so revolting, but close. However you can just say no, or you could in the teams I played for. Being older and larger than most team-mates helped. Lots of closet gays in mens sports teams IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loginandtonic Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 sticky biscuit, i know what that is + i think i am about to bring up my mid morning hobnobs note to self, dont read forum when eating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I'm thinking this should have been tacked onto the "are most men a tad bi-sexual" thread. Would have given Johnny S a bit more hope than anything written there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I'm thinking this should have been tacked onto the "are most men a tad bi-sexual" thread. Was just about to suggest the same. I have long held the view that there a lot of the anger, violence and macho strutting of the steroid muscle junkies in Wales is due to frustrated and hidden bi-sexual and gay feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y-QUERK Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 That is sick!! Where can I join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionTerror Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 sticky biscuit, i know what that is + i think i am about to bring up my mid morning hobnobs note to self, dont read forum when eating They do like playing with each others bodily fluids...I've heard of other "games" whereby one shouts a keyword in a pub or a club & apparently they all have to strip naked and dance or something or other...there must be some pent up homosexual energy there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Storm Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Jesus thats disgusting. Lets hope food poisoning is all they got and not hepatitis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Jesus thats disgusting. Lets hope food poisoning is all they got and not hepatitis. I agree. I am having a hard time dealing with the rational of giving d*cks like this hospital treatment - free...whilst anyone with dementia - a disease that descends on people at random with no provocation or 'invitation' - has to pay for care. Guess it is just all part of topsy-turvy Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Barlow Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Welsh Rugby Players In Pickle After Gherkin Incident Dudes! What's wrong with the old engineering initiations of the greased pole, or putting the deans car on the school roof????? WTF with eating pickles out each others asses???? I know sportsmen share camaraderie etc, but that's way too much! Any rugby players here wish to enlighten? That would of made an amusing investigation in my Local authority EHO days. We used to investigate food poisoning outbreaks and had quite extensive forms to try and establish a common link. Usually it was bbq, buffet lunch, pasteurised liquid egg, or raw shell egg meringue top. Eating gherkins pulled from a team mates ass would of been a new one. Doesn't surprise me though - Rugby players. When I was at Uni I heard one of their party games was to see how many 2p pieces could be tucked under their forskins - I think 16 was the winner... Glad I decided to retire from rugby at the end of 6th form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 That would of made an amusing investigation in my Local authority EHO days. We used to investigate food poisoning outbreaks and had quite extensive forms to try and establish a common link. Usually it was bbq, buffet lunch, pasteurised liquid egg, or raw shell egg meringue top. Eating gherkins pulled from a team mates ass would of been a new one. Doesn't surprise me though - Rugby players. When I was at Uni I heard one of their party games was to see how many 2p pieces could be tucked under their forskins - I think 16 was the winner... Glad I decided to retire from rugby at the end of 6th form Sunderland Poly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Welsh Rugby Players In Pickle After Gherkin Incident Dudes! What's wrong with the old engineering initiations of the greased pole, or putting the deans car on the school roof????? WTF with eating pickles out each others asses???? I know sportsmen share camaraderie etc, but that's way too much! Any rugby players here wish to enlighten? Maybe this is the true meaning of Annus Horriblis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Barlow Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sunderland Poly? Salford Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Salford Uni I remember that game and the jewsih memeber of the rugby team lost!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athom Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 what the hell is wrong with turning up and playing some rugby and going home. I guess that's not an option they allow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y-QUERK Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 what the hell is wrong with turning up and playing some rugby and going home. I guess that's not an option they allow. It harks back to hunter gatherer days when a man had to prove himself worthy of being in the group, plus its a bonding ritual, before going on a hunt/war. After you eat a gherkin out of a mans ass you aquire a certain respect for that individual. Its all in that documentry: Jackass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 what the hell is wrong with turning up and playing some rugby and going home. I guess that's not an option they allow. They allow it if you're good (relative to the level the team is playing at). My Dad was like that for Rugby. They called him "The Vicar"(he didn't swear either). I was like that for hockey. They didn't call me anything to my face because I was older, bigger and stronger than most, and a tad aggressive on the pitch, but I can imagine they had names for me! I showed the captain a film of a French rugby club where the after-match meal was a fantastic spread in the clubhouse with great food/wine and wives/girlfriends all present, rowdyish but civilised. No-one was interested, they preferred to pull gherkins out of each others a4ses or similar. Isn't Britain great? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athom Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I showed the captain a film of a French rugby club where the after-match meal was a fantastic spread in the clubhouse with great food/wine and wives/girlfriends all present, rowdyish but civilised. No-one was interested, they preferred to pull gherkins out of each others a4ses or similar. Isn't Britain great? doesn't seem to take well to civilising influence for some reason. Not sure if it's pride in not learning from others or simply the fear that civilised behaviour would be boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest absolutezero Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Doesn't surprise me though - Rugby players. When I was at Uni I heard one of their party games was to see how many 2p pieces could be tucked under their forskins - I think 16 was the winner... He must have been a big lad.... Sounds about right for Salford though. I went there and the Coefficient of Deviancy was through the roof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okaycuckoo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I agree. I am having a hard time dealing with the rational of giving d*cks like this hospital treatment - free...whilst anyone with dementia - a disease that descends on people at random with no provocation or 'invitation' - has to pay for care. Food poisoning is for Christmas. Dementia is for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Food poisoning is for Christmas. Dementia is for life. Hmm. what about lung cancer treatment for chain smokers..hepatitis treatment for alcoholics - to say nowt about liver transplants? And free drugs for drug addicts. Can't have the poor buggers out of pocket buying their stash, can we? It seems to me that if you f*ck your health up, treatment in free. Get summat ghastly thru' random selection..you PAY! Contrary to what so many think, dementia is not the automatic outcome of old age. My Aunt lived to be 99 and was a bluddy sight more 'with it' than my husband was at 70. Plus she could walk - he is in a wheelchair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okaycuckoo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Hmm. what about lung cancer treatment for chain smokers..hepatitis treatment for alcoholics - to say nowt about liver transplants? And free drugs for drug addicts. Can't have the poor buggers out of pocket buying their stash, can we? It seems to me that if you f*ck your health up, treatment in free. Get summat ghastly thru' random selection..you PAY! Contrary to what so many think, dementia is not the automatic outcome of old age. My Aunt lived to be 99 and was a bluddy sight more 'with it' than my husband was at 70. Plus she could walk - he is in a wheelchair. No dispute really. Just saying that treatment of foolish youngsters with acute conditions doesn't compare with that of weary oldsters with chronic conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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