juvenal Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 So long as she wasn't faking her contribution to the rent/mortgage, I wouldn't worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Poor guy I feel sorry for him, she had me completely fooled too. she told me your d*ck was a wheener too - and why the chicken suit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Jeez, how many of us was she keeping going? you too. Mr Small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 could these be called "Liar Moans" ??? Eric????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyracantha Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 you too. Mr Small. So being a cephalopod makes you an expert? "The octopus' *****, made by the male's third arm on the right, is called hectocotylus and is detachable. Mating can last two hours for several times, and the male introduces the hectocotylus into the gills' cavity where it deposes the spermatophores (pouches filled with millions of sperm cells), but the partners keep the distance. Partners recognize each other through smell and touch. During the mating, the male loses its hectocotylus, but till the next season, he will regenerate a new one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibley's Love Child Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Her: I've been faking my orgasms for our whole relationship. Me: Oh, you needn't have bothered on my account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 So being a cephalopod makes you an expert?"The octopus' *****, made by the male's third arm on the right, is called hectocotylus and is detachable. Mating can last two hours for several times, and the male introduces the hectocotylus into the gills' cavity where it deposes the spermatophores (pouches filled with millions of sperm cells), but the partners keep the distance. Partners recognize each other through smell and touch. During the mating, the male loses its hectocotylus, but till the next season, he will regenerate a new one." gotta be said, leaving your p*nis behind on the pillow is a novelty to most girls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 It's probably easier to say for her to the man before they first have sex, look, you won't make me orgasm, no one can. I couldn't say where she's coming' from,But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum ... Of course, discounting the realisation that I've sat in the pub many a lunchtime (proper lunchtime ... Timeslip: dimple glasses, kipper ties, sossidgebeanzan'chipsrollan'buttah an' ... four pints of Watney's and 17 JPS, then jump into the Rover 2K and head back back to the "office") assisting blocked "journalists " to create precisely this sort of reader's letter ... I think it's remarkably sweet and rather hyperanxious of this young girl to actually give a ..deposit .. about what he thinks. I mean, what's she got to lose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enrieb Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 she told me your d*ck was a wheener too - and why the chicken suit? I'll show you what the chicken suit if for when we meet up, at which point the size of my d*ck will be the least of your concerns. Cluck, Cluck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'll show you what the chicken suit if for when we meet up, at which point the size of my d*ck will be the least of your concerns.Cluck, Cluck. j*sus you sound nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer! Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Is it easier to look your man in the eye and lie and say,"You have never made me orgasm." Or spend six years doing this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2zmwTZtThk And the worst stuff in this video is Ryan's hair and her table manners. EVERYONE else in the place is jewish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHERWICK Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 So being a cephalopod makes you an expert?"The octopus' *****, made by the male's third arm on the right, is called hectocotylus and is detachable. Mating can last two hours for several times, and the male introduces the hectocotylus into the gills' cavity where it deposes the spermatophores (pouches filled with millions of sperm cells), but the partners keep the distance. Partners recognize each other through smell and touch. During the mating, the male loses its hectocotylus, but till the next season, he will regenerate a new one." What the feck r u talking about?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyracantha Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 What the feck r u talking about?! I was commenting on Si1's avatar. Keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Have you tried spanking her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyracantha Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Have you tried spanking her? As punishment or reward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 As punishment or reward? Both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1929crash Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 could these be called"Liar Moans" ??? Eric????? which caused the fecking crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHERWICK Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I was commenting on Si1's avatar. Keep up. In that case, make a concise comment next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Isn't this usually.... "You are the worst most evil awful man on the planet. You are not half the man of any other man I know nor as good as ny of my friend's men. I want your house, your car, your money, your balls and I want them for the rest of your life - now get out! Btw, I faked all my orgasms!" It comes about 4 to 7 years after... "You are the most wonderful, special man I have ever met, you stimulate me in ways I never imagined and I want to be with you for the rest of my life. I do love you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyracantha Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 In that case, make a concise comment next time. I generally credit posters to this site with the ability to think. I will make an exception in your case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomwatkins Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 My story (I have an American wife) has gone from Mile High Club to "what happened in England-I have a urinary tract infection?" Is that feckin bad or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 My story (I have an American wife) has gone from Mile High Club to "what happened in England-I have a urinary tract infection?" Is that feckin bad or what? Isn't that usually followed by the missus raiding the joint bank account, changing the locks and telling you that you can only talk to her via her lawyer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomwatkins Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Isn't that usually followed by the missus raiding the joint bank account, changing the locks and telling you that you can only talk to her via her lawyer? Nah, she has more money than me-honestly. Her house, her bank account. But do I know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enrieb Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 What the feck r u talking about?! He bascally said that Si1 gets his end away for just one day a year, but he gets to do it several times for two hours at a time. What a day. Respect to the Cluthu! "The octopus' *****, made by the male's third arm on the right, is called hectocotylus and is detachable. Mating can last two hours for several times, and the male introduces the hectocotylus into the gills' cavity where it deposes the spermatophores (pouches filled with millions of sperm cells), but the partners keep the distance. Partners recognize each other through smell and touch. During the mating, the male loses its hectocotylus, but till the next season, he will regenerate a new one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 He bascally said that Si1 gets his end away for just one day a year, but he gets to do it several times for two hours at a time. What a day. Respect to the Cluthu! I sorta guessed that, but thought since I started the slandering I could hardly complain...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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