MrPin Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Who gives a poo! This is not "news"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, nome said: Was listening to this on Woman's Hour the other day (only station I could pick up whilst out and about) the BBC reporter who witnessed this incident said she couldn't give any description at all of the perp ''because he had his hood up''... in that case how did she even know it was a man? Aye, right. "Out and about" in a Faraday-cage located in the Outer Hebrides. Don't worry mate - your secret is safe with us... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyguy Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Depends. Was it the driver? My mum thinks 10 is a hardcore porn film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 1 minute ago, spyguy said: Depends. Was it the driver? My mum thinks 10 is a hardcore porn film. I can lend her "Double Dicked Cheerleaders 35"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyguy Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 1 minute ago, MrPin said: I can lend her "Double Dicked Cheerleaders 35"! Yeah. I was going to show her 2 girls one cup,or whatever the scat site was. She spent 30 years banging about 10 so i did not bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, spyguy said: Yeah. I was going to show her 2 girls one cup,or whatever the scat site was. She spent 30 years banging about 10 so i did not bother Achtung! German stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 German mate of mine saw the Bo Derek flick once, and has refused to watch it ever again. He gave it a nein out of ten... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyguy Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 13 minutes ago, The XYY Man said: German mate of mine saw the Bo Derek flick once, and has refused to watch it ever again. He gave it a nein out of ten... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb My mum liked her hair. I asked which patch.Totally over her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePiltdownMan Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 It's not the first time BBC has published some totally-not-made-up public transport anecdote http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36580448/welsh-woman-on-bus-shuts-down-racist-who-told-muslim-passenger-to-speak-english Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 We're progressive now. They should have porn sections on buses, as well as masturbation sections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgul Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, hotairmail said: Does anyone just watch porn? Surely there has to be some desire, some physical intent to it. Otherwise it would be just pointless and boring. So yes, you would definitely need masturbation sections on the bus. Perhaps a third tier? Perhaps he'd been using it properly earlier but had finished prematurely -- on the bus he might just have been seeing how the story ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 1 hour ago, dgul said: Perhaps he'd been using it properly earlier but had finished prematurely -- on the bus he might just have been seeing how the story ended. May be I just haven't watched enuff of the stuff (unlikely), but imho, the words "genre: porn" should come with their own spoiler alert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lurkst Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 15 hours ago, ChewingGrass said: Sister in-law used to drive a discovery and once gazed down at the car on her right at the lights to see a young chap wrestling with his trouser snake in a vauxhall corsa. Had he just burnt it in the exhaust pipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 4 hours ago, hotairmail said: Does anyone just watch porn? Surely there has to be some desire, some physical intent to it. Otherwise it would be just pointless and boring. So yes, you would definitely need masturbation sections on the bus. Perhaps a third tier? I seem to remember a feature on Jeremy Whine, about the porn viewing habits on board UK naval vessels, as some (male) sailors had been complaining. It started along, surprising un-pc lines for the Beeb, that a load of blokes away at sea, serving their country, can be forgiven for viewing a bit of smut. However, I'm guessing the researcher hadn't really got the full story, as when they got one of the unhappy sailors on the phone, he basically said he hadn't got a problem with it per se but it was on literally all the time and he would get up, and whilst eating his breakfast sausage, be forced to confront a large telly screen with a woman being anally penetrated on it - cue furious BBC backpedalling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nome Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 13 hours ago, The XYY Man said: Aye, right. "Out and about" in a Faraday-cage located in the Outer Hebrides. Don't worry mate - your secret is safe with us... XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb Tis the truth! Not quite a Faraday cage in the Outer Hebrides but a 10 yr old Vauxhall combo on the West coast of Anglesey! The only other talk station i can receive is RTE and for some reason they only ever seem to talk about death, which can get a tad depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 There's only one stick you should be pulling on, and that's the gear knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDavola Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDavola Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Oh and given that a married mate of mine wanks in the bogs in his work, I can well believe that the only peace some men get to rub one out is on their commute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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