winkie Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 dont waste the opportunity to cook up some shedkill. After alll that lutefish stuff is edible. use plenty of spices and book yourself up an ambulance in advance. I'll have to find it first never mind get to it....and no I will not be dismantling the shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I'll have to find it first never mind get to it....and no I will not be dismantling the shed. Just dismantle it and get long tom to build you a new one. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Thanks.....but how long could that be?......does it depend on the size of the animal or the heat of the sun or both? I'd wait a couple of months, if it is a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Aha !! I don't think I am one - I just talk pish on a regular basis. Not sure what that makes me. Tempting though it may be, I won't post a goatse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 I'd wait a couple of months, if it is a horse. If a horse got under there I could also get under there to see it was a horse......no, not a dead horse, maybe a griffin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Purple Slug Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Women often ask what men are good for. I say drinking, farting, watching football and sorting out unspecified rotting messes under sheds. Let's celebrate our skill set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Serves you right for dropping a shed on top of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Probably a rat. They do often crawl out of view to die, and often to where they were born, most likely a neighbour has put poison down. Check, if you store petfood or similar in the shed, you aren't responsible for a rat problem. The smell will go fairly quickly, maybe a week or so. Could be worse, when I lived in an old Georgian townhouse I regularly had the smell indoors. The corpse will be pretty dessicated when you retrieve it, usually the human pink skin on the tail peels off in a particularly unpleasant manner. Put the corpse straight in the bin, do not pause to rest it on the bonnet of your neighbour's car. You may have to bury it well to stop the binmen having a hissy fit. It's best to catch then when they're limping around, coughing blood, at death's door, before they crawl off somewhere and die. When I had a particularly bad infestation I had a virtual full scale rat death camp operation where I would despatch the half-dead ones with a shot to the head, with an air rifle, on the bird table, then promptly cremate them on a decent sized bonfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Women often ask what men are good for. I say drinking, farting, watching football and sorting out unspecified rotting messes under sheds. Let's celebrate our skill set. I did comment to a girlfriend, in the past, that there's some areas equality doesn't stretch to. They're always very keen that men should get hands on with childcare. So, I propose, the next dead rat you're expected to deal with, chopping it in half with a spade and letting them deal with their share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eight Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 If a horse got under there I could also get under there to see it was a horse......no, not a dead horse, maybe a griffin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moderators Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 The Moderators have had enough. I have had to remove another thread today because of Filth being posted in Off topic. Fubra sent a complaint from Google to the moderators so it looks as if we are too lenient and letting rubbish and filth get posted. From now on threads will be closed if there is any filth -- threads will be closed if there are complaints against moderating decisions -- and the Off topic can also be closed since this is where the trouble is originating. You have been warned - this is a privately owned site and Fubra decides the content standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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