Mr_Nice Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman! 1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money 2. She saves the bulk of her salary. AND When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage! Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman!1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money 2. She saves the bulk of her salary. AND When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage! Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands You are so gonna have sex tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smell the Fear Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 "I'm Out For A Date Tonight..., with a girl who understands that it makes sense to rent" The first thing I thought when I read your title for that thread was "escort or prostitute?" Good luck - she sounds great. Don't overdo it on the property chat, though...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warwickshire Lad Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands Check her Adam's apple as well won't you ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Nice Posted December 10, 2005 Author Share Posted December 10, 2005 The first thing I thought when I read your title for that thread was "escort or prostitute?" Maybe I could give my day job then and cheers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enworb Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman! 1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money 2. She saves the bulk of her salary. AND When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage! Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands Sounds like a perfect new girlfriend this close to Christmas. My only question is - why is such a lady still single If you haven't already left, pack some condoms and have a good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancypants Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman! 1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money 2. She saves the bulk of her salary. AND When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage! Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands sign of a good woman that, thrift. Probably good breeding stock. Make sure you have a good close inspection before agreeing to rear some offspring. and make sure she pays for your night out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portent Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 She's probably just hanging on for a good husband to buy her a house Only joking... have a great time. She sounds the right sort of girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʎqɐqɹǝʞɐɥs Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman! 1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money 2. She saves the bulk of her salary. AND When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage! Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands Ahh there is nowt better than getting your mucky paws on a nubile body. Good luck and enjoy yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuyingBear Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands What's wrong with that, most bears have big paws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʎqɐqɹǝʞɐɥs Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 What's wrong with that, most bears have big paws hairy ones too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob monkhouse Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Well she sounds very, umm, sensible....which is a real turn on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuyingBear Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 hairy ones too Not to mention the bad breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest consa Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Hope you didn't find out "she" was a "he", although I am sure no-one here would find that in the slightest bit amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman!1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money 2. She saves the bulk of her salary. Be careful. I had one of these. Seemed my perfect woman in every sense. Alas, 12- 18 months down the line she turned into the bitch from Hell as her real persona came out. I was naive in the ways of women and have since been told, by EVERY man I know, that you have to be careful of a type of woman who becomes whatever it is the man wants in a woman... but only for a period of time until they have hooked him at which point the real them comes out. You never know, 12 months from now you may well discover a cupboard full of Chanel, a wardrobe full of designer labels, credit card demands stuffed down the back of the sofa... and those hands may have suddenly have grown in size! Let's be careful out there people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapper slater Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Be careful. I had one of these. Seemed my perfect woman in every sense. Alas, 12- 18 months down the line she turned into the bitch from Hell as her real persona came out. I was naive in the ways of women and have since been told, by EVERY man I know, that you have to be careful of a type of woman who becomes whatever it is the man wants in a woman... but only for a period of time until they have hooked him at which point the real them comes out. You never know, 12 months from now you may well discover a cupboard full of Chanel, a wardrobe full of designer labels, credit card demands stuffed down the back of the sofa... and those hands may have suddenly have grown in size! Let's be careful out there people! We should up some sort of profiling and dating agency, say, goodlittlewomen.co.uk Include the obvious background checks, adverse credit history, CCJ's no.Xs etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 We should up some sort of profiling and dating agency, say, goodlittlewomen.co.ukInclude the obvious background checks, adverse credit history, CCJ's no.Xs etc... Yes, but how do you check for nutty tart status? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 We should up some sort of profiling and dating agency, say, goodlittlewomen.co.uk Include the obvious background checks, adverse credit history, CCJ's no.Xs etc... What? is this like a site for 17 year old virgins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest consa Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 (edited) OK lets see what goes on here? Edited December 11, 2005 by consa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelance Mycophagist Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 What are men "afraid of commitment"? Because they have worked out that many "committed relationships" mean: HER house, HIS debt Doc, Why the need to continually trot out this line recently? It's not like you to become tedious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 What are men "afraid of commitment"? Because they have worked out that many "committed relationships" mean: HER house, HIS debt No its because guys put up diagrams including a shopping fetish and a shoe and handbag coordination centre, but as soon as it becomes clear that a female specimen of the species don't have those aspects they loose interest fast. Guys think they want a sensible woman but the fact is, its just not sexy. To paraphraze Freud, what do men want? The things that drive you crazy about her are the things that drive you crazy for her. Catch 22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warwickshire Lad Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 What are men "afraid of commitment"? Because they have worked out that many "committed relationships" mean: HER house, HIS debt Can we please not get this into a "battle of the sexes" thread again. I just hope that Mr. Nice enjoyed his evening out, and you never know he may have found a worthwhile partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Can we please not get this into a "battle of the sexes" thread again. I just hope that Mr. Nice enjoyed his evening out, and you never know he may have found a worthwhile partner. Thanks Warickshire Lad. Agreed. What I would like to know is the goss. How did it go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalek Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Can we please not get this into a "battle of the sexes" thread again. I just hope that Mr. Nice enjoyed his evening out, and you never know he may have found a worthwhile partner. Quite right. But it's not a 'battle of the sexes' thread is it, it's the old 'we have nothing but contempt for women' thread from the more sad and bitter male elements on this site. sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since the beginning Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 What are men "afraid of commitment"? Because they have worked out that many "committed relationships" mean: HER house, HIS debt Come on tell us what she did to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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