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Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman!

1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money

2. She saves the bulk of her salary.

AND

When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage!

Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands :D

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Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman!

1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money

2. She saves the bulk of her salary.

AND

When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage!

Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands :D

You are so gonna have sex tonight!

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"I'm Out For A Date Tonight..., with a girl who understands that it makes sense to rent"

The first thing I thought when I read your title for that thread was "escort or prostitute?"

:P

Good luck - she sounds great. Don't overdo it on the property chat, though......

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Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman!

1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money

2. She saves the bulk of her salary.

AND

When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage!

Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands :D

Sounds like a perfect new girlfriend this close to Christmas.

My only question is - why is such a lady still single

:(

If you haven't already left, pack some condoms and have a good night :P

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Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman!

1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money

2. She saves the bulk of her salary.

AND

When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage!

Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands :D

sign of a good woman that, thrift. Probably good breeding stock. Make sure you have a good close inspection before agreeing to rear some offspring.

and make sure she pays for your night out. ;)

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Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman!

1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money

2. She saves the bulk of her salary.

AND

When i asked where she lived she said she rents a lovely place in st albans. She said she had considered buying but that it was considerably cheaper to rent than pay the interest on the mortgage!

Yes. I have checked and she does'nt have big hands :D

Ahh there is nowt better than getting your mucky paws on a nubile body. Good luck and enjoy yourself. :P:P:P:P

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Hope you didn't find out "she" was a "he", although I am sure no-one here would find that in the slightest bit amusing :rolleyes:

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Off out for a date tonight with what might be my perfect woman!

1. She thinks expensive cosmetics and designer clothes are a waste of money

2. She saves the bulk of her salary.

Be careful. I had one of these. Seemed my perfect woman in every sense. Alas, 12- 18 months down the line she turned into the bitch from Hell as her real persona came out.

I was naive in the ways of women and have since been told, by EVERY man I know, that you have to be careful of a type of woman who becomes whatever it is the man wants in a woman... but only for a period of time until they have hooked him at which point the real them comes out.

You never know, 12 months from now you may well discover a cupboard full of Chanel, a wardrobe full of designer labels, credit card demands stuffed down the back of the sofa... and those hands may have suddenly have grown in size!

Let's be careful out there people! :blink:

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Be careful. I had one of these. Seemed my perfect woman in every sense. Alas, 12- 18 months down the line she turned into the bitch from Hell as her real persona came out.

I was naive in the ways of women and have since been told, by EVERY man I know, that you have to be careful of a type of woman who becomes whatever it is the man wants in a woman... but only for a period of time until they have hooked him at which point the real them comes out.

You never know, 12 months from now you may well discover a cupboard full of Chanel, a wardrobe full of designer labels, credit card demands stuffed down the back of the sofa... and those hands may have suddenly have grown in size!

Let's be careful out there people! :blink:

We should up some sort of profiling and dating agency, say, goodlittlewomen.co.uk

Include the obvious background checks, adverse credit history, CCJ's no.Xs etc...

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We should up some sort of profiling and dating agency, say, goodlittlewomen.co.uk

Include the obvious background checks, adverse credit history, CCJ's no.Xs etc...

Yes, but how do you check for nutty tart status? :unsure:

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We should up some sort of profiling and dating agency, say, goodlittlewomen.co.uk

Include the obvious background checks, adverse credit history, CCJ's no.Xs etc...

What? is this like a site for 17 year old virgins?

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What are men "afraid of commitment"?

Because they have worked out that many "committed relationships" mean:

HER house,

HIS debt

No its because guys put up diagrams including a shopping fetish and a shoe and handbag coordination centre, but as soon as it becomes clear that a female specimen of the species don't have those aspects they loose interest fast.

Guys think they want a sensible woman but the fact is, its just not sexy. To paraphraze Freud, what do men want? The things that drive you crazy about her are the things that drive you crazy for her. Catch 22.

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What are men "afraid of commitment"?

Because they have worked out that many "committed relationships" mean:

HER house,

HIS debt

Can we please not get this into a "battle of the sexes" thread again.

I just hope that Mr. Nice enjoyed his evening out, and you never know he may have found a worthwhile partner.

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Can we please not get this into a "battle of the sexes" thread again.

I just hope that Mr. Nice enjoyed his evening out, and you never know he may have found a worthwhile partner.

Thanks Warickshire Lad. Agreed. What I would like to know is the goss. How did it go?

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Can we please not get this into a "battle of the sexes" thread again.

I just hope that Mr. Nice enjoyed his evening out, and you never know he may have found a worthwhile partner.

Quite right. But it's not a 'battle of the sexes' thread is it, it's the old 'we have nothing but contempt for women' thread from the more sad and bitter male elements on this site. sigh.

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