Goat Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 It's a new C4 property programme: SALES IN FREEFALL Phil Spencer and property bint Kirsty Allsop get thrown out of an aircraft at 30,000 ft and have to convice a reluctant FTB couple (on the ground) to buy before they're allowed to open their parachutes. If your interested please contact........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 It's a new C4 property programme:SALES IN FREEFALL Phil Spencer and property bint Kirsty Allsop get thrown out of an aircraft at 30,000 ft and have to convice a reluctant FTB couple (on the ground) to buy before they're allowed to open their parachutes. If your interested please contact........... Need a ruddy strong parachute for her.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomanWall Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 About sales will be in freefall, didn't you read the thread title before replying? Oh yes, I read the thread title....I just couldn't find the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interestrateripoff Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Oh yes, I read the thread title....I just couldn't find the story Did you read the OP original post, apparently it will be here shortly. It's now been 1 hour 10 min + I need to know how we are measuring shortly. Clearly if we are talking the amount of time the Universe has been in existence we could be on for it being here "shortly", however when I'm waiting for a bus I expect shortly to be a few minutes not hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Did you read the OP original post, apparently it will be here shortly.It's now been 1 hour 10 min + I need to know how we are measuring shortly. Clearly if we are talking the amount of time the Universe has been in existence we could be on for it being here "shortly", however when I'm waiting for a bus I expect shortly to be a few minutes not hours. I make it 1 hour 14 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bateman Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8L9WSJi4hc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 worst thread ever Yep. Still better than Cops With Cameras on ITV4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I quite like 'Cops with cameras', but I am of course very sad and dont get out much.... I even watch the repeats ... Peter Andre "going it alone" is on now on ITV2 if you're interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interestrateripoff Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 worst thread ever I'm sure it will improve shortly when the article arrives then we can actually read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairies Wear Boots Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 worst thread ever Really? I had only got half way down page two when I thought this is the best thread ever. The title was rather enticing. A bit more substance required though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomanWall Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I'm sure it will improve shortly when the article arrives then we can actually read it. Did we ever identify how long 'shortly' is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Really? I had only got half way down page two when I thought this is the best thread ever. The title was rather enticing. A bit more substance required though. I was thinking the same about "Cops on Cameras". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Did we ever identify how long 'shortly' is? We're upto an hour and 29. So shortly must be longer than that. The papers will be on News 24 shortly, if I can tear myself away from Peter Andre on ITV2 I might know before the hundred and something people viewing this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Purple Slug Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I've seen some poor examples of VI doom mongering/ramping, but this has got to be up there. I suppose you don't want to overdo it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interestrateripoff Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 We're upto an hour and 29. Perhaps they are adding some important items to the story. All I can say is thank god I'm not waiting for a bus, I'd have found an alternative method of travel by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confounded Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Guys given Mr G logged off at 9:20pm I suspect this was a hand grenade job. Pure wind up, I have read her post history and she sees a bit of a nutter to be honest. Mods probably best to send off topic she can always start a new one if this ground breaking news comes off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Guys given Mr G logged off at 9:20pm I suspect this was a hand grenade job.Pure wind up, I have read her post history and she sees a bit of a nutter to be honest. Mods probably best to send off topic she can always start a new one if this ground breaking news comes off. A nutter! On HPC! NEVER! I think this thread is rather fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KingCharles1st Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 After losing the first 7 last year- Spurs are going to WIN the first 7 THIS YEAR! YYAAAAYYYYYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KingCharles1st Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 A nutter!On HPC! NEVER! I think this thread is rather fun. Yeah- attention seeker I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 After losing the first 7 last year- Spurs are going to WIN the first 7 THIS YEAR!YYAAAAYYYYYY Now that's just silly talk. I refer you back to my previous post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 More to follow shortly... Hapy 100th post you really nailed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Long Now Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Yeah- attention seeker I reckon Childhood issues most likely. The OP can PM me if they want, and we can talk our way through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potwalloper Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 It's no good. I need a wee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 More to follow shortly... More of what? linky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibmtypewritergirl Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 worst thread ever ...anywhere on the worldy widey interweb, but oddly compelling. A bump for the sheer hell of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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