Let Us Cheer Ourselves Up

[Mancghirl]

I've noted some disharmony on here over the last few days. The outbreak (for the 1 millionth time) of the Private vs Public Sector squabbles, the 20 pages on what a bunch of lazy feckless shites teachers are.

Let us put aside these petty squabbles. Let us focus on the big issues.

Let us laugh at pwoperdee expert Phil as he goes bust....

You can't lose on pwoperdee.....

[Concrete Jungle]

[colmaclean]

Maybe he should have followed his own advice...

http://www.channel4.com/4homes/on-tv/reloc...#33;8888!-1

[Si1]

it just gets worse:

Phil Spencer guilty of murdering actress Lana Clarkson

(excuse my bad taste, phil...!)

[skomer]

I've noted some disharmony on here over the last few days. The outbreak (for the 1 millionth time) of the Private vs Public Sector squabbles, the 20 pages on what a bunch of lazy feckless shites teachers are.

Let us put aside these petty squabbles. Let us focus on the big issues.

Let us laugh at pwoperdee expert Phil as he goes bust....

You can't lose on pwoperdee.....

Looks like the article is open for comment too

[Mancghirl]

Looks like the article is open for comment too

I know but I can't really put my true feelings on this matter into a coherent sentence, so it will read something like this...

"Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahafeckyougetitrightupy

ou, youuselesspropertymarketrampingtwatandtakethatfuglythickbintAllsopdownwithyou"

Which I don't think they'll print to be honest.

[Methinkshe]

I feel ashamed for ever having clicked on this thread; but having done so I felt obliged to read the OP and continue.

I still feel ashamed.

Every other day more worthy threads than this are relegated to Off Topic. This one, imho, should not even have seen the light of day.

[Garry AKA Pod]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's his firm that is going bust as opposed to him isn't it?

Big difference.

Edit: Repeating myself.

Edited April 14, 2009 by Jimothy

[Guest X-QUORK]

I feel ashamed for ever having clicked on this thread; but having done so I felt obliged to read the OP and continue.

I still feel ashamed.

Every other day more worthy threads than this are relegated to Off Topic. This one, imho, should not even have seen the light of day.

Are you for real?

[Bloo Loo]

I feel ashamed for ever having clicked on this thread; but having done so I felt obliged to read the OP and continue.

I still feel ashamed.

Every other day more worthy threads than this are relegated to Off Topic. This one, imho, should not even have seen the light of day.

yes, the anthea turner one at least had some hair.

[General Melchett]

Are you for real?

We're all just figments of our own imaginations, donchaknow?

Or so the hippies tell us.

[Guest anorthosite]

I feel ashamed for ever having clicked on this thread; but having done so I felt obliged to read the OP and continue.

I still feel ashamed.

It could be worse. We've got people here who have rubbed one off to pics of Anthea Turner.

Now that's shame!

[General Melchett]

It could be worse. We've got people here who have rubbed one off to pics of Anthea Turner.

Now that's shame!

It could be worse. We've got people here who have rubbed one off to pics of Krusty.

Now that's shame!

[dr ray]

Before you all get carried away gloating, it was his company that went bust not the git himself. He has probably protected his personal assets.

Lloyds TSB, which is owed £141,400. The Inland Revenue is also said to be owed £185,000

You and I are the ones paying for his bust, not Phil Fecking Spencer

[sbn]

Before you all get carried away gloating, it was his company that went bust not the git himself. He has probably protected his personal assets.

You and I are the ones paying for his bust, not Phil Fecking Spencer

Fair point but I understand that Harold Shipmans appointment book was very sparse after it emerged that he was not very good at making old ladies better.

[heresjohnny]

There once was a pwoperty dunce, Spencer

Who would never get into Mensa

But if you thought he was thick

You should see his sidekick

Incwedibly she was denser

[bobthe~]

I am laffing because they still call him "Property expert Phil Spencer".

I could think of half a million reasons why he is no longer a property expert.

[Bloo Loo]

I am laffing because they still call him "Property expert Phil Spencer".

I could think of half a million reasons why he is no longer a property expert.

well, he's learned alot about bankruptcy, thats for sure.

[the end is a bit nigher]

At the risk of almost certain derision, I would rather the fat bitch's company had gone tits up than fluffy Phil. At least he vaguely listened to people on the programme, unlike the fat bint who seemed to laugh at her 'customers' when they didn't like what she did, or didn't offer above asking price in a recession.

Still, live by property, go bust by property.

[dr ray]

Fair point but I understand that Harold Shipmans appointment book was very sparse after it emerged that he was not very good at making old ladies better.

You lost me on this one. Say what you like about Harold Shipman but he found his own way for dealing with the economically inactive. Perhaps when food and oil run short we will honour him as a visionary. (only kidding)

[Mancghirl]

At the risk of almost certain derision, I would rather the fat bitch's company had gone tits up than fluffy Phil. At least he vaguely listened to people on the programme, unlike the fat bint who seemed to laugh at her 'customers' when they didn't like what she did, or didn't offer above asking price in a recession.

Still, live by property, go bust by property.

No, I think many on here would agree with you. He was the slightly more cautious of the two. Not cautious enough, it would seem.

(Apologies if I raised hopes that it was his own personal bankruptcy with misleading OP)

[sbn]

I am laffing because they still call him "Property expert Phil Spencer".

I could think of half a million reasons why he is no longer a property expert.

But thats the beauty of it!! Ocne you put yourself foreward as an "Expert" when you are in fact a "Tw@" everyone just has to keep referring to you as such and suddenly its a mocking title that comes back to haunt you!!

[Saving For a Space Ship]

Ltd administration, Ltd administration, Ltd administration,

[Guest X-QUORK]

I was under the impression that Limited Company status doesn't always protect owners from debt recovery, that's why we went in as a partnership.

[Mrs Bear]

At the risk of almost certain derision, I would rather the fat bitch's company had gone tits up than fluffy Phil. At least he vaguely listened to people on the programme, unlike the fat bint who seemed to laugh at her 'customers' when they didn't like what she did, or didn't offer above asking price in a recession.

Still, live by property, go bust by property.

+1

And what really irks me is that the overfed, smug, bossy, arrogant Kirstie is now doing another TV show - telling us all how she's done up her 3rd home on a shoestring or something.

Grrrr!! Rage!!! Daggers!!! as they used to say in the Beano.