JimSkank Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 The UK stands at a crossroads. I would love to hear the diverse opinions on here on how the UK should go forward, given the USA's moves in the last few days. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BALD MAN Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 The UK stands at a crossroads. I would love to hear the diverse opinions on here on how the UK should go forward, given the USA's moves in the last few days.Thanks. Gordans only option is to resign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y-QUERK Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Gordans only option is to resign Yes, but there are so many ways to do it with style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimSkank Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 You're Gordon Brown and I claim my £5. thats twice in 5 posts i've been called Gordon Brown. might be an idea to stop posting.... he might be a complete buffoon, but looks like he is holding our childrens futures in his hands right now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Yes, but there are so many ways to do it with style. Pistol, poison capsule, etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shedfish Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 i think he should sell his soul to the Spirit O' Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Its time to buy Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 (edited) Gordon needs to stand outside Number 10 with his hand on his chest, and tell the nation, we need to grab the bull by the horns and work hard, real hard. "To those who produce food, produce food. To those who produce energy, produce energy, and so on. The rest of us, can help by saving on energy, food waste etc." The priority is to get the essentials sorted, which leaves us with more disposable income to pay down debt. "Together we'll rise like a phoenix from the flames", as he wipes a tear from his eye... [it may not help, but it helps get the nation together, like "dig for victory" or donate all your iron, aluminium etc.] And then resign. Edited September 25, 2008 by notanewmember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poorman Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 The official Gordon brown mocking thread me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
time 2 raise interest rates Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Suicide barring that a head transplant, the weird looking mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "I have in my hand a piece of paper that says we've been sold to china" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dances with sheeple Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 thats twice in 5 posts i've been called Gordon Brown. might be an idea to stop posting....he might be a complete buffoon, but looks like he is holding our childrens futures in his hands right now.... maybe, maybe not, I think people in general need to start controlling their own futures a bit more. Not playing the debt game is a good place to start. Gordon is looking like a crackpot, I can`t imagine the sheeple are hanging on his every word. The big "bailout" in America is more b.s than substance IMO, and it looks like it is picking up stiff opposition. I can`t give a solution because the numbers involved and the complexity of the system is such a mindf*ck, however I don`t think Paulson and his chums have a clue either, they are just reacting to events hoping that their big pronouncements will steady things. The U.K government needs to get all the unsold newbuilds lined up for social housing, make sure there is money in the pot for giros, sack gordon, call an election, and let the tories re-open the mines and cut all the excess useless "public servants". I`m really stuck for ideas, we are on the verge of a really big meltdown, and throwing money at it is just like pissing at a forest fire. Maybe best to stay clear and mop up later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Gordon, do us a favour and stay the frack in the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KingCharles1st Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Get Hague as PM- get our own firing codes back for our nukes and go isolationist oh yeah- and Europe can ****** off too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fully Detached Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 oh yeah- and Europe can ****** off too Yeah, and as for the Isle of White - those scrounging mother******ers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quad Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Gordon needs to stand outside Number 10 with his hand on his chest, and tell the nation, we need to grab the bull by the horns and work hard, real hard."To those who produce food, produce food. To those who produce energy, produce energy, and so on. The rest of us, can help by saving on energy, food waste etc." The priority is to get the essentials sorted, which leaves us with more disposable income to pay down debt. "Together we'll rise like a phoenix from the flames", as he wipes a tear from his eye... [it may not help, but it helps get the nation together, like "dig for victory" or donate all your iron, aluminium etc.] And then resign. t@ss the govornments just sold our nuclear industry, to the cheese eating surender monkeys. they (the french) must me laughing at us (british we one the war imperialists) whats left in the uk to we can call british and all be proud of. as for gordon he can go hang! but i suspect we will get a few banks crying poverty, over the next few weeks as brown, prepares our own, little bail out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Yeah, and as for the Isle of White - those scrounging mother******ers... and Canvey Island. We can keep the Isle of Dogs as thats where the City lives these days, and they are 20% of our GDP dontchaknow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cht Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Gordon should not use his family as props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 (edited) Gordon, do us a favour and stay the frack in the US. Good idea,keep tony company on his little lecturing escapade. then send yale university into oblivion. failing that,we could just give the two of them a free fact-finding mission inside the large hadron collider. 17 miles of tunnel to explore,fascinating stuff. ooops,who just pressed the red button???? Edited September 25, 2008 by oracle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 (edited) Gordon, do us a favour and stay the frack in the US. Gordon,just leave and go into obscurty!!! I don't mind Brown being Prime minister.....Roy Chubby Brown that is. ....probably won't **** up the economy so much,and we'll have a few laughs along the way!! thinking about it,we may have our new cabinet in the making. Bagsy Kenn Dodd as chancellor!!! Jim Davidson foreign secretary Edited September 25, 2008 by oracle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimSkank Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 maybe, maybe not, I think people in general need to start controlling their own futures a bit more. Not playing the debt game is a good place to start. Gordon is looking like a crackpot, I can`t imagine the sheeple are hanging on his every word. The big "bailout" in America is more b.s than substance IMO, and it looks like it is picking up stiff opposition. I can`t give a solution because the numbers involved and the complexity of the system is such a mindf*ck, however I don`t think Paulson and his chums have a clue either, they are just reacting to events hoping that their big pronouncements will steady things. The U.K government needs to get all the unsold newbuilds lined up for social housing, make sure there is money in the pot for giros, sack gordon, call an election, and let the tories re-open the mines and cut all the excess useless "public servants". I`m really stuck for ideas, we are on the verge of a really big meltdown, and throwing money at it is just like pissing at a forest fire. Maybe best to stay clear and mop up later? thanks. staying clear looks like it will much take bigger balls than I currently give us credit for. agree the solution is probably within the mindset of the nation, rather than number of zero's. and that requires education, inclusive politics, courage and leadership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normal Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Gordon, do us a favour and stay the frack in the US. Do you think it is worth dropping a note to Homeland Security warning them of a notorious terrorist currently on their soil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
time 2 raise interest rates Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Gordon, do us a favour and stay the frack in the US. The Yanks wouldn't suffer him for a minute, although I do believe they have some of the best plastic surgeons in the world. Pinning them ears back would be a good start. The man could bore for Britain. If John Major was grey, Gordon unelected must be as black as coal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dances with sheeple Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 gordo could always go on "celebrity big brother" or "I`m a f*ckwit get me out of here" he would probably win, and then go on to win the election? Interesting seeing the re-run of John Lydon on Jonathan Ross, the bit where he tried to get the audience to react to something, realised they had no fight in them and said "look what Blair has done to you" very telling IMO. This is a nation of zoned out sheep who have no concept that they are just part of a social experiment. We need times to get really hard to get people off this trying to look cool trip that they are all on, I want to see the earphones off, and the glazed expressions gone, I want to see lines of young men with spikey hair queing in the freezing cold for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shedfish Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 "I have in my hand a piece of (ABC)paper that says we've been sold to china" we missed you! Gordon, do us a favour and stay the frack in the US. the shoeshine boy has arrived in the shape of James Nesbitt it remains only for the British PM to observe full scale shirt loss on wall street first hand, and the cycle is complete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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