Thunderbird 900 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 You can't polish a Turd... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2238348/LIZ-JONES-FASHION-THERAPY-Ive-seen-future-beauty--blingtastic-Liz-Jones-heads-Liverpool-try-Harvey-Nichols-new-Beauty-Bazaar.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffneck Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 I'm no expert on such matters but she would look alot better with a much shorter haircut and 10-15 kgs extra weight to smooth out those wrinkles.Right now she needs to use a bricklayers trowel to apply make-up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendy Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 She needs a refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangermaus Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 She needs a refund. She needs euthanasia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpewLabour Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 You can't polish a Turd... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2238348/LIZ-JONES-FASHION-THERAPY-Ive-seen-future-beauty--blingtastic-Liz-Jones-heads-Liverpool-try-Harvey-Nichols-new-Beauty-Bazaar.html My eyes !!!! I made the mistake of clicking the link and was drawn, like a fly to shit, to the picture of a semi-naked Liz getting spray tan applied. I haven't seen anything so nobbly and faux-brown since I ate my last bag of Twiglets. To quote Joseph Conrad - "The horror.....!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionTerror Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Whatever she does to herself, she will always end up looking like a Scarecrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 She looks the same. But with a burnt waffle sitting on top of her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 She tells she's been troubled with superfluous hair since her teenage years... Too much information... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maffo in oxford Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 So fussy on HPC, I'd be happy to back-scuttle her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 So fussy on HPC, I'd be happy to back-scuttle her! See my post above, then reconsider... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewildered_renter Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 See my post above, then reconsider... body hair is a fashion/cultural thing. hairless is relatively recent (probably a result of internet porn.) I remember my mother, a hairdresser, branching out in the 70s to do hair removal. It was a novelty back then, but most of her work was legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ungeared Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Is she the one with the beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Eagle Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 An advertorial for the HN beauty bazaar, frankly who gives a f**k... I can't believe that's worth posting an discussing here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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