Gigantic Purple Slug Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322817/Navy-shame-1bn-nuclear-submarine-HMS-Astute-runs-aground.html An interesting fact : Five chefs serve 98 crew 18,000 sausages and 4,200 Weetabix for breakfast on a 10-week patrol I make that 2.624 sausages per man per day. That's a lot of sauasages. Maybe they were too busy gorging on pig meat to consider steering the thing properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Do officers and men have the same sausage ration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322817/Navy-shame-1bn-nuclear-submarine-HMS-Astute-runs-aground.html An interesting fact : Five chefs serve 98 crew 18,000 sausages and 4,200 Weetabix for breakfast on a 10-week patrol I make that 2.624 sausages per man per day. That's a lot of sauasages. Maybe they were too busy gorging on pig meat to consider steering the thing properly. 18000/(98x10x7)=2.6239067055393586005830903790087 sausages per person per day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 What about those who have sausages and weetabix, those who only have weetabix and those who only have sausages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Purple Slug Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 Do officers and men have the same sausage ration? Did you notice the amount of rubber tiles its coated with ? 100 blokes riding around in the worlds biggest most expensive dildo munching sausages. You couldn't make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 What about those who have sausages and weetabix, those who only have weetabix and those who only have sausages? that's discriminating on the grounds of palatable preferences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Purple Slug Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 "She can carry 38 Spearfish heavyweight torpedoes and Tomahawk Land Attack Cruise missiles, which can pinpoint targets in North Africa from Portsmouth." Considering their navigational skills all I can do is wish them luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 "She can carry 38 Spearfish heavyweight torpedoes and Tomahawk Land Attack Cruise missiles, which can pinpoint targets in North Africa from Portsmouth." Considering their navigational skills all I can do is wish them luck with that. Makes you wonder why we have bought those ludicrous aircraft carriers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Did you notice the amount of rubber tiles its coated with ? 100 blokes riding around in the worlds biggest most expensive dildo munching sausages. You couldn't make it up. I dare you to go post that on the Daily Mail website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddage Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I wonder if there's a little bit of poker going on here. If I'm playing cards, and I know I've got the nuts, I make sure I look at them a few times throughout the game. Obiviously, I don't need to, because I can remember I've got two aces, or whatever. These submarines have been touted as the best in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322817/Navy-shame-1bn-nuclear-submarine-HMS-Astute-runs-aground.html An interesting fact : Five chefs serve 98 crew 18,000 sausages and 4,200 Weetabix for breakfast on a 10-week patrol I make that 2.624 sausages per man per day. That's a lot of sauasages. Maybe they were too busy gorging on pig meat to consider steering the thing properly. Aren't sailors well known for playing hide the sausage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Purple Slug Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 I dare you to go post that on the Daily Mail website. Haven't got the bottle. Also need to keep my username clean to spar with the VI's on there ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Great submarine, shame about the crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Insurance scam innit? 98 claims for whiplash, get the cost of the sub back through GAP insurance and buy back the CAT D wreckage for spares/repairs or fixing up and selling to some 3rd world despot who can buy it using our overseas aid money. The MOD is gonna be minted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken_ichikawa Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Insurance scam innit? 98 claims for whiplash, get the cost of the sub back through GAP insurance and buy back the CAT D wreckage for spares/repairs or fixing up and selling to some 3rd world despot who can buy it using our overseas aid money. The MOD is gonna be minted. Except government stuff is not actually insured. Police vehicles for example, next time you see a police car run its number plate through http://www.askmid.com/ All police vehicles show up as uninsured, simply because the costs would be astronomical and then some. Instead when they crash (police and government) they simply take it out of expenses to pay the claims of the other party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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