daniel stallion Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Can someone explain to me the events that took place to allow Corden to even be allowed in the same building as someone with even a hint of talent? I've seen Gordon and Stacey - I'll need a better explanation .... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10272333.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Glamour awards? Why would a serious actor go to such an event? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sukuinage Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Glamour awards? Why would a serious actor go to such an event? They get paid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 They get paid? Whores then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no-way Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 wtf is Corden? sorry but he isnt even in the same league as Mr Stewart, show some respect for your elders and betters Mr Corden, and maybe some respect for yourself and get to the gym pronto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 ****** James Cordon. hes like a papier mache gargoyle moulded out of old copies of Nuts and Zoo and inflated with warm fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Bart' Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Glamour awards? Why would a serious actor go to such an event? Seems odd. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't need the money. Meanwhile, Girls Aloud singer and X Factor judge Cheryl Cole was named woman of the year at the event, which took place in central London. Now I see the level that this event is pitched at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 Seems odd. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't need the money. Now I see the level that this event is pitched at. True dat. However, even if it had been the 'Inanimate Object Awards 2010' Corden would remain horribly out of his depth in terms of talent, from what I can see - I'd LOVE* to be proved wrong. *Secretly hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evictee Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Glamour awards? Why would a serious actor go to such an event? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingding Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Cheryl Cole was "Woman of the Year?" Not bad going for someone who was convicted of kicking seven shades of shite into a bog attendant not too long ago. An inspiration to us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I'm giving it to Cordon on points... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNvyn0mBXY You might want to look away at 2 mins in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I'm giving it to Cordon on points... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNvyn0mBXY You might want to look away at 2 mins in. Has anyone got a crowbar? I need to unfurl my toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Given his apparent health, i doubt Corden will get to be as 'old' as Stewart. Nature does have its plus points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishbone Glover Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Tis true: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3207822.stm It passed me by, the 'orrible tattooed little tart. Looking at the photo in that link she's had more done than dentistry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1929crash Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Why did Stewart find it necessary to have a go at Corden in the first place? Very undignified, but then Sir Patrick is a huge Nu Labour donor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spart Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Why did Stewart find it necessary to have a go at Corden in the first place? Very undignified, but then Sir Patrick is a huge Nu Labour donor. Stewart took exception to Corden's displays of contempt: while recipients were making their acceptance speeches Corden would make a conspicuous exhibition of boredom. The PR schemers who engineered this incident would have us believe that Corden represents zeitgeist attitudes whereas as Stewart is tradition. Honestly I think the whole thing was pre-arranged; the controversy publicised the event. The whole thing stank: Stewart appeared drunk and Corden was intimidating and it was probably cooked up by the same sickos that cooked up the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs controversy. It symbolises so much that's wrong with the UK today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 The whole thing stank: Stewart appeared drunk and Corden was intimidating. I found it deliciously cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 There was a Channel 4 program a couple of months ago - The Top 100 Stand Up Comedians. If anyone wants to know what number James Corden is in that list, then look at the number at the top of this page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 There was a Channel 4 program a couple of months ago - The Top 100 Stand Up Comedians. If anyone wants to know what number James Corden is in that list, then look at the number at the top of this page. Your post is the best thing that has ever happened to me on HPC (admittedly a limited pool of experiences). I bloody loved clicking that link. Many thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happy? Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Your post is the best thing that has ever happened to me on HPC (admittedly a limited pool of experiences). I bloody loved clicking that link. Many thanks. All I got was a note about enabling javascript. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Your post is the best thing that has ever happened to me on HPC (admittedly a limited pool of experiences). I bloody loved clicking that link. Many thanks. Really? I found it one of the most depressing sites I've ever visited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northwest Smith Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I have to cleanse myself of that Corden moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 Really? I found it one of the most depressing sites I've ever visited. Context though innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happy? Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Y'see the bit I could never understand about that bloody computer was that it was capable of navigating at warp speed but could never remember how he liked his tea. And if it was perfectly possible to transport anyone from anywhere to anywhere why would you need a separate transporter room - even a halfwit would know usable space was at a premium. "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." What a fvcking useless computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 Y'see the bit I could never understand about that bloody computer was that it was capable of navigating at warp speed but could never remember how he liked his tea. And if it was perfectly possible to transport anyone from anywhere to anywhere why would you need a separate transporter room - even a halfwit would know usable space was at a premium. "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." What a fvcking useless computer. Perhaps it had in-built non-critical 'faults' to assist with psychologically preserving the crews mental health? Maybe the transporter room was targeted when possible (for inbound transportations) to: a.) Improve immigration controls b.) Avoid someone teleporting in to the rectum of a crew member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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