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R Soles

Shoe Shop, Kings road. (Edit: To cojnfirm its still there)

Then there is Kutas hairdresser's in Putney.

Only relevant if you know that Kutas is a Polish word for C***.

Philglas & Swiggot - Wine merchant Northcott Road

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When I lived in one of the poorer Middle Eastern countries, a lot of shops had names in badly spelt/translated English. They weren't puns. The ones I can remember were:

Grubby Sweets

American Spare Prats

All in big neon letters above the shops.

There was also a person advertising his services as PSYCHO THE RAPIST.

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In Huddersfield or Halifax (I forget which), there used to be a Fish 'n' Chip shop:

The Battered Wife

Some from East Angular (Apologies the late J.Goody)

Chip Shop: "The Frying Scotsman"

Antiques: "Den of Antiquity"

A restaurant "Planet Harlingwood" Harlingwood is a small Norfolk village and the better known soundalike threatened legal action.

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There is a motorcycle dealer on the Isle of Wight called "Dave Death Motorcycles"

He's been there for years and years, obviously hasn't put people off !

I was on a friends allotment yesterday. The graveyard next door had a Death...although to be factual it was De'ath.

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I was on a friends allotment yesterday. The graveyard next door had a Death...although to be factual it was De'ath.

Lots of Deaths around. I guess you need one in every town to cover demand. ;)

When I was a teenager, my mates and I got ridiculously endless amusement from the fact that there was a Pastor Skull who lived at the Manse in Rattlesden. That's the effect cider and summer sun has on teenaged brains.

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A mate told me there is a takeaway in Hull called "Halal, is it Meat You're Looking For". Amazing if true.

There is a chinese in Bradford called "Why eat?" With the question mark in the name. Makes no sense.

There is also a tanning place in Farsley, Leeds amusingly called "Tanorexic"...

Edited for idiotic spelling

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