Soul_Survivor Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 If you've ever wondered what to say during those passionate moments, this handy chart might give you a few ideas Check it out: Things to say during sex What's your favourite?
Moo Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 Should I be worried that I find the idea of saying "I just pooped, a lot, on your dog" during sex to be eye-wateringly funny? I suspect it's because the sheer athleticism involved in the move would, if it could be executed successfully, put it into the 'obscene genius' category. That said, on the "Good" side, we have the possibility of "You are beautiful, like a moon". Surely this is the sort of thing that would cause a temporary halt in proceedings whilst an explanation was offered? ("Which moon?", "Are you saying I'm fat?", "Look, I only come out at night because my parents would disown me if they knew!", etc.)
Tim Miller Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 If you've ever wondered what to say during those passionate moments, this handy chart might give you a few ideas Check it out: Things to say during sex What's your favourite? Remind me again, how much was that?
Reck B Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 A friend of mine was mid-coitus when the girl screamed "suck my c0ck". Put him right off.
Tim Miller Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 If you've ever wondered what to say during those passionate moments, this handy chart might give you a few ideas Check it out: Things to say during sex What's your favourite? That sounded just like your husbands car!
Tim Miller Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 i love you?No,no,no, you might say that before sex to get sex, not during! only joking!
Guest AuntJess Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 "Did I hurt you?"Why?" "Well, you moved!" it's like another one I heard. " Cover me up when you've finished!"
The Masked Tulip Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! My bl**dy foreskin cannot be pulled in that direction!".
Tim Miller Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 it's like another one I heard." Cover me up when you've finished!" Look I'm sorry, what's your name again?
ToTears Posted July 3, 2009 Posted July 3, 2009 "Don't worry dear, we're making 'A Hard Working Family'."
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