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"Did I hurt you?

"Why?"

"Well, you moved!"

:lol:

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Should I be worried that I find the idea of saying "I just pooped, a lot, on your dog" during sex to be eye-wateringly funny? I suspect it's because the sheer athleticism involved in the move would, if it could be executed successfully, put it into the 'obscene genius' category.

That said, on the "Good" side, we have the possibility of "You are beautiful, like a moon". Surely this is the sort of thing that would cause a temporary halt in proceedings whilst an explanation was offered? ("Which moon?", "Are you saying I'm fat?", "Look, I only come out at night because my parents would disown me if they knew!", etc.)

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If you've ever wondered what to say during those passionate moments, this handy chart might give you a few ideas

Check it out: Things to say during sex

What's your favourite?

Remind me again, how much was that?

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If you've ever wondered what to say during those passionate moments, this handy chart might give you a few ideas

Check it out: Things to say during sex

What's your favourite?

That sounded just like your husbands car!

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i love you?

No,no,no, you might say that before sex to get sex, not during!

:lol: only joking! :lol:

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"Did I hurt you?

"Why?"

"Well, you moved!"

:lol:

:lol: it's like another one I heard.

" Cover me up when you've finished!" :lol:

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:lol: it's like another one I heard.

" Cover me up when you've finished!" :lol:

Look I'm sorry, what's your name again?

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