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On 20/10/2018 at 17:07, longgone said:

anyone brave enough to stiff the carpet 

 

am i the only one who hasn't a clue what that means?

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1 hour ago, lid said:

I'm guessing sniff 

me too, but it takes all sorts and for all I know there may well be a new fad: ice-buckets, planking, etc., Would bathroom carpet f**king be such a stretch of the imagination?

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5 hours ago, Sledgehead said:

am i the only one who hasn't a clue what that means?

not sure why stiffed appeared. 

definitely sniff was meant.  

they did well getting that carpet to stick to the walls for 40 years 

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I do like how there is a mirror in front of the loo so you can watch yourself p*ssing. Just the right angle and position to see the shock of someone's face as they enter to see your naked butt if you forget to lock the door.

All Fleas need is for the Flea bus (a Cat) to stop off in the room and the wall carpet gives them a good trajectory to jump for their blood meal on the various naked bodies offered up to them.

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On 27/10/2018 at 23:23, longgone said:

not sure why stiffed appeared. 

definitely sniff was meant.  

they did well getting that carpet to stick to the walls for 40 years 

A Fruedian slip born of the collective unconscious.

You've married Jung and Freud right there!

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14 minutes ago, Sledgehead said:

A Fruedian slip born of the collective unconscious.

You've married Jung and Freud right there!

sometimes  unconsciousness is lucid.  

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What is easy to understand is the potential for mold in that bathroom.

How serendipitous that they should have picked a carpet such lovely shade of aspergillus-blue ...

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8 hours ago, Sledgehead said:

What is easy to understand is the potential for mold in that bathroom.

How serendipitous that they should have picked a carpet such lovely shade of aspergillus-blue ...

Yes...a little too convenient.  Maybe it's really tiled and you have to mow it once a week.

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12 hours ago, chronyx said:

Yes...a little too convenient.  Maybe it's really tiled and you have to mow it once a week.

😂

Good point: does the EA describe it as a 'natural feature'?

Look for the phrase "boasting a mature vertical garden" or "a mycologist's dream,  sympathetically studded with mushroom-brown fixtures, as if growing from the floor in a fruiting-erruption."

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Good point. Maybe the fixtures are also a natural feature. Being a toilet, the floor has likely been well manured.

Or maybe they started off with the toilet, and the bidet just grew alongside it?

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3 minutes ago, Sledgehead said:

Good point. Maybe the fixtures are also a natural feature. Being a toilet, the floor has likely been well manured.

certainly well watered 

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