longgone Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-54819420.html anyone brave enough to stiff the carpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattW Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Wow! Groovy baby. 2 hours ago, longgone said: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-54819420.html Bidets! You don't often see them in British houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted October 20, 2018 Author Share Posted October 20, 2018 2 hours ago, MattW said: Wow! Groovy baby. Bidets! You don't often see them in British houses. where is the invisible camera ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 20/10/2018 at 18:07, longgone said: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-54819420.html anyone brave enough to stiff the carpet he's been found!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3_lwp60T4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3_lwp60T4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share Posted October 26, 2018 2 hours ago, oracle said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3_lwp60T4 Is that count ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 10 hours ago, oracle said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3_lwp60T4 That's brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkins Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 9 hours ago, longgone said: Is that count ? No, a nutter who used to post on HPC 9-10 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted October 27, 2018 Author Share Posted October 27, 2018 Str retards lol to be fair he has point ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 On 20/10/2018 at 17:07, longgone said: anyone brave enough to stiff the carpet am i the only one who hasn't a clue what that means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lid Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 I'm guessing sniff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 1 hour ago, lid said: I'm guessing sniff me too, but it takes all sorts and for all I know there may well be a new fad: ice-buckets, planking, etc., Would bathroom carpet f**king be such a stretch of the imagination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted October 27, 2018 Author Share Posted October 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Sledgehead said: am i the only one who hasn't a clue what that means? not sure why stiffed appeared. definitely sniff was meant. they did well getting that carpet to stick to the walls for 40 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpeggio Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 I do like how there is a mirror in front of the loo so you can watch yourself p*ssing. Just the right angle and position to see the shock of someone's face as they enter to see your naked butt if you forget to lock the door. All Fleas need is for the Flea bus (a Cat) to stop off in the room and the wall carpet gives them a good trajectory to jump for their blood meal on the various naked bodies offered up to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 On 27/10/2018 at 23:23, longgone said: not sure why stiffed appeared. definitely sniff was meant. they did well getting that carpet to stick to the walls for 40 years A Fruedian slip born of the collective unconscious. You've married Jung and Freud right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 14 minutes ago, Sledgehead said: A Fruedian slip born of the collective unconscious. You've married Jung and Freud right there! sometimes unconsciousness is lucid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 What is easy to understand is the potential for mold in that bathroom. How serendipitous that they should have picked a carpet such lovely shade of aspergillus-blue ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 8 hours ago, Sledgehead said: What is easy to understand is the potential for mold in that bathroom. How serendipitous that they should have picked a carpet such lovely shade of aspergillus-blue ... Yes...a little too convenient. Maybe it's really tiled and you have to mow it once a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 12 hours ago, chronyx said: Yes...a little too convenient. Maybe it's really tiled and you have to mow it once a week. ? Good point: does the EA describe it as a 'natural feature'? Look for the phrase "boasting a mature vertical garden" or "a mycologist's dream, sympathetically studded with mushroom-brown fixtures, as if growing from the floor in a fruiting-erruption." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 The best way to grow mushrooms is just like the best way to sell. keep them in the dark and feed them sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Good point. Maybe the fixtures are also a natural feature. Being a toilet, the floor has likely been well manured. Or maybe they started off with the toilet, and the bidet just grew alongside it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Sledgehead said: Good point. Maybe the fixtures are also a natural feature. Being a toilet, the floor has likely been well manured. certainly well watered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 think i've nailed the decor 'mood board': Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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