ccc Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Them, or the reds lead by lunatic Corbyn. Or up here in Jockland the Totalitarian SNP. Just shoot me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonb2 Posted June 11, 2018 Author Share Posted June 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, ccc said: Them, or the reds lead by lunatic Corbyn. Or up here in Jockland the Totalitarian SNP. Just shoot me now. You could always make a break for it ccc https://stv.tv/news/west-central/1418066-abandon-ship-two-drunk-men-sail-up-canal-in-paddling-pool/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pindar Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Queen May has made a personal pledge to get out more in her fluorescent bodice and said earlier "let them eat BTL". In a statement to the Daily Smearer, she outlined proposals that would see potential home buyers get the opportunity to purchase a heavily discounted government portacabin with only one previous owner. She declined to comment on where the units could be sited but hinted heavily that a large stretch of land was available near J4 of the M25 which offered both convenient access to London's main orbital and a good view of her husband's golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, jonb2 said: You could always make a break for it ccc https://stv.tv/news/west-central/1418066-abandon-ship-two-drunk-men-sail-up-canal-in-paddling-pool/ This reminds me of a time me and my pals found a wee rowing boat outside the pub we were smashed in late at night. We had just got on it when luckily the Police turned up as someone had called them. Otherwise who knows where we would have ended up. This was the Firth of Forth. The Policewoman was not very happy with our explanation - my pal said we were trying to get to Bermuda - the Policeman stood behind her was clearly a bit of a lad and he was trying hard not to piss himself laughing. Anyway that's rather off topic !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zugzwang Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 23 minutes ago, jonb2 said: You could always make a break for it ccc https://stv.tv/news/west-central/1418066-abandon-ship-two-drunk-men-sail-up-canal-in-paddling-pool/ AKA the NHS 'key worker' route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie_George Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, jonb2 said: Of course they would, not. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-government-quietly-drops-key-12590238 Photoshop please. Edited June 11, 2018 by Eddie_George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Oki said: WTF brought this on? What brought what on? Sorry you have lost me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oki Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Thought your post was aimed at me and thought 'wow, threats of eternal vengeance, and not even 9 am yet!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonb2 Posted June 11, 2018 Author Share Posted June 11, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Oki said: Thought your post was aimed at me and thought 'wow, threats of eternal vengeance, and not even 9 am yet!' I read that as I am not even 9 yet Oki. Anyway if you were 8, age would not be a defence on here. Edited June 11, 2018 by jonb2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayward Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 14 hours ago, Oki said: WTF brought this on? Do you really need to ask? He is angry as we all should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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