Guest TheBlueCat Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 These bots are great conversation starters. Interesting, do you think that's what it is? Do you have any specific reason to believe that or just a hunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheBlueCat Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Kidney stones Gallstones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Teeth making rough, drunken contact with my bell-end. XYY GIve your wife her teeth back. It's tea time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Gallstones. Knobstones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Knobstones. Sounds like a new historical costume drama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Sounds like a new historical costume drama! Sir Ebenezer Knobstone, of Knobstone Hall and heir to the Twatgristle fortune, stood at his window and surveyed the inelegant chaotic informal gardens that had been laid out by the infamous p*ssed landscaper, Incapability Brown. "Harrumph!" harrumphed Sir Ebenezer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 GIve your wife her teeth back. It's tea time. An accident rather uncanny befell once my elderly granny. She sat in a chair when her false teeth were there, and bit herself right in the fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 An accident rather uncanny befell once my elderly granny. She sat in a chair when her false teeth were there, and bit herself right in the fanny. From the way that scans, I suspect it is not a first-hand observation, but anecdotal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheBlueCat Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Knobstones. Like Blundstones, but chavvier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash4781 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Ball and kidney infection. However, by the time I'd been seen in A&E I'd improved. Tip don't get ill on a Friday evening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 An accident rather uncanny befell once my elderly granny. She sat in a chair when her false teeth were there, and bit herself right in the fanny. Nice one porky - I can see that I have a worthy challenger for the position of hpc poet laureate..! XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 I'm still thinking of "Knobstone Manor". I'd quite like Helena Bonham-Carter as Fanny Sprinkler, the cheif cook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stay Beautiful Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Trauma of the anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Trauma of the anus. That's a French film, and they are up to all sorts!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stay Beautiful Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 That's a French film, and they are up to all sorts!. This one was a live performance with myself being the unfortunate star . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikthe20 Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Child birth. Absolute agony - my (ex) wife grabbed onto my chest and was pulling my chest hairs while she gave the final push for our first born. Intense pain. I had to have gas and air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CunningPlan Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Any treatment under local anaesthetic. I didn't realise until I was 20 that anaesthetic doesn't work on me. I thought it was meant to hurt like hell. Toenail bed removal and wisdom teeth removal are two particularly painful memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Can be physical or mentally You know how when you open a door, there's a space where the hinges are between the edge of the door and the frame? Ever had your testicles shut in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 You know how when you open a door, there's a space where the hinges are between the edge of the door and the frame? Ever had your testicles shut in there? Can't say I have Scunns - but I did once manage to get a church bell-rope accidentally wrapped around my nob when I was a choir-boy. Could've turned out quite painful I suppose - but thankfully the worst that happened was that the vicar came in and *tolled* me off... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Can't say I have Scunns - but I did once manage to get a church bell-rope accidentally wrapped around my nob when I was a choir-boy. Could've turned out quite painful I suppose - but thankfully the worst that happened was that the vicar came in and *tolled* me off... The priest scarpered before the vicar came in? Or the vicar turned a blind eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Can't say I have Scunns - but I did once manage to get a church bell-rope accidentally wrapped around my nob when I was a choir-boy. Could've turned out quite painful I suppose - but thankfully the worst that happened was that the vicar came in and *tolled* me off... XYY Obviously you were confused as to which end of the rope was the bell-end. I heard that you go like the clappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 The priest scarpered before the vicar came in? Or the vicar turned a blind eye? It's not actually true porcsy - just an opportunity to use one of my favourite old jokes. And speaking of old jokes, give over Renty ya cheeky get..! XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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