Rare Bear Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sympatex Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required. Flags add value just like twigs, magnolia paint and laminate flooring. krusty said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required. What are you going to if Don Fabio produces a miracle, not get out of the house for a month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunK BeaR Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required. Thought they already had these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Bear Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 What are you going to if Don Fabio produces a miracle, not get out of the house for a month? Being Irish, I will have to get a couple of Irish flags to stick on my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pent Up Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Where was all these peoples patriotism on April 23rd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spart Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Thought they already had these. Director on Board. Surfer on Board. Cheese on Board. Chopping on Board. Washing on Board. Ironing on Board. etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spart Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required. Newer flash : New Labour is dead. This ain't gonna happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deflation Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Where was all these peoples patriotism on April 23rd? It isn't patriotism, if it was they flags wouldn't need to have ENGLAND written across the middle of them, because a lot of the people who fly them wouldn't recognise the cross of St George. I have no objection to the flags if they are just that, it's the cheap tat with the country's name on it I find so chavvy. / Snob mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Nothing says "I'm a Grade A twunt" more than those car flags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankster Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I thought the flags meant 'fat bald man driving' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I thought the flags meant 'fat bald man driving' I'd better go and get mine then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ologhai Jones Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I'd better go and get mine then. Stop destroying the illusion that you're Tony Benn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Stop destroying the illusion that you're Tony Benn! Soz. <Picks up pipe> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required. The most retarded have already been identified, issued with football boots and flown to South Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happy? Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 The most retarded have already been identified, issued with football boots and flown to South Africa. Let's hope the tigers don't get them! [waits for correction] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Thought they already had these. I used to have one of those that said "Hoff fan on board". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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