interestrateripoff Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 So does the male PEN IS offer conclusive proof that God is a woman. Think about it, if god was male he would have designed the male member to taste of chocolate, sperm would be the greatest anti ageing cream a women could have have whether given internally or externally. Plus a male god certainly wouldn't make it change size so much, especially when flaccid and cold. So is God a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest absolutezero Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 So does the male PEN IS offer conclusive proof that God is a woman.Think about it, if god was male he would have designed the male member to taste of chocolate, sperm would be the greatest anti ageing cream a women could have have whether given internally or externally. Plus a male god certainly wouldn't make it change size so much, especially when flaccid and cold. So is God a woman? God is a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 So is God a woman? God is a *enis. You are merely His vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happy? Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 God is a *enis. You are merely His vehicle. Is there a £2k trade-in on older models? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leveller Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I've always thought that the twisted joke of PMT is proof that god is a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbn Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 sperm would be the greatest anti ageing cream a women could have have whether given internally or externally. Shut up you fricking idiot!!!! You wouldn't beleive the medical evidence I had to falsify to get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchbux Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 So does the male PEN IS offer conclusive proof that God is a woman.Think about it, if god was male he would have designed the male member to taste of chocolate, sperm would be the greatest anti ageing cream a women could have have whether given internally or externally. Plus a male god certainly wouldn't make it change size so much, especially when flaccid and cold. So is God a woman? Add to that putting a waste pipe through a recreational area. Hmmm you might have a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DabHand Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 All l know is that if a woman is in good shape, you can still slide your hand inbetween their thighs, even when they have their knees clamped together. God is a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 There is no God. I bore myself sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Add to that putting a waste pipe through a recreational area. Hmmm you might have a point Conclusive proof that god is infact a dodgy Polish plumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Nope, the conclusive proof is Multiple Orgasms. Selfish bitch saved 'em all up and dished 'em out to The Sisterhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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