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Does The Male Member Offer Conclusive Proof That God Is A Woman?

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So does the male PEN IS offer conclusive proof that God is a woman.

Think about it, if god was male he would have designed the male member to taste of chocolate, sperm would be the greatest anti ageing cream a women could have have whether given internally or externally.

Plus a male god certainly wouldn't make it change size so much, especially when flaccid and cold.

So is God a woman?

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So does the male PEN IS offer conclusive proof that God is a woman.

Think about it, if god was male he would have designed the male member to taste of chocolate, sperm would be the greatest anti ageing cream a women could have have whether given internally or externally.

Plus a male god certainly wouldn't make it change size so much, especially when flaccid and cold.

So is God a woman?

God is a lesbian.

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sperm would be the greatest anti ageing cream a women could have have whether given internally or externally.

Shut up you fricking idiot!!!!

You wouldn't beleive the medical evidence I had to falsify to get married.

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So does the male PEN IS offer conclusive proof that God is a woman.

Think about it, if god was male he would have designed the male member to taste of chocolate, sperm would be the greatest anti ageing cream a women could have have whether given internally or externally.

Plus a male god certainly wouldn't make it change size so much, especially when flaccid and cold.

So is God a woman?

Add to that putting a waste pipe through a recreational area. Hmmm you might have a point ;)

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All l know is that if a woman is in good shape, you can still slide your hand inbetween their thighs, even when they have their knees clamped together.

God is a man.

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Add to that putting a waste pipe through a recreational area. Hmmm you might have a point ;)

Conclusive proof that god is infact a dodgy Polish plumber.

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