Fishfinger

So a brothel then?😁

or perhaps not South Africa's ruling party wants country to QUIT 'unfair' International Criminal Court (msn.com) That ICC is not recognised by quite a few countries, small outfits like China, USA and Turkey for example but Putin dare not step into the Cook Islands otherwise that'll be a whole world of woe for him 😁

Talking to my neighbour, her daughter and husband are both teachers and lived in Dubai for a least a decade. And they've had 4 kids so that says it all about taxes and cost of living out there.

Beds replaced every 10 years? Good on you with the jiggy boom boom 😉😁

Yup, all these pensions caclulations are based on living the same lifestyle you have now. I'm already past peak "stuff" and until I die I will be getting rid of the possessions I've craved over the years as I don't need them and they clutter up the house. When you get older you want more social company than the latest iphone although ironically your social circle gets smaller as it literally dies off. I'm 57 but already lost a few people I've known for decades. Also you're not so active and don't go out so much so you're spending less.

And to quote the exception to the rule, my father retired at 60 and lived until he was 87 despite smoking for the best part of his life and was overweight. He left school at 14..

There's 3 Boots within 300m of each other down Fenchuch St, it's a miracle all 3 have lasted so long!

Are you an assassin or general gangland enforcer?

Presumably due to a lack of virgins?

Zone 3 - the final frontier.. In Zone 3 no one can hear you scream.

And if you're a gentleman of a certain age like me, PSA kits! And also wonderfully inadvertently magic mushroom kits and cannabis seeds😁😄

We're a peak "barber" already. At least peak Turkish barber..

Having had the privilege of living in Basingstoke for a few years are you looking to rent in Capetown or Buenos Aires?😉

Are you sure that's not the answer to "on average how many letters do people get per week now than 10 years ago?"😄

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1751463/paperchase-closures-uk-full-list-locations So they've actually folded at last😀

The Govt wants inflation as over time it dilutes the cost of debt against income. Thus 10% inflation p.a. for 7 years halves the cost of the debt. A handy way to get rid of the the pandemic blowout without raising taxes.

So one of them gets a red book and the other gets the red card😁

Interesting! Thanks for that.

indoor gardening aka cannabis farming?😁

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.😉

Presumably a bungalow that’s been extended piecemeal over time? Why’s the cloakroom off the dining room instead of the halls? What’s the point of the outside access to the pantry and bedroom 5?🤔🤷‍♂️

By the sounds of it you need to improve your diet😉

You only need that if you have a big neon sign outside your house saying "I've got gold". Looking at me, my car and house (and wife) you would would thing we're poor a church mice...

make sure you have some cash at home just in case there's an unexpected bank holiday. It's not likely at the moment but events are moving fast...

and hence the reason we are all here😉