Raven Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Kirsty's half digested hat to the winner! Your suggestions are more than welcome!
fdk Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Kirsty's half digested hat to the winner!Your suggestions are more than welcome! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rather cruel....but at the same time.....incredibly funny !!!!!!
miche Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 She's the size of a house! not a modern box one either! Did anyone see her dressed up in the news of the world last sunday as part of the Adams family? Rumour has it that shes going to start up a fuller figure lap dance club once L3 gets axed.
zzg113 Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 "It was revealed today by scientists from the Geneva Centre for Weight Research that one Krusty Allslop, of Property Misdescriptions Act Place, had developed her own gravitational field and was attracting small rocks and meteoroids through sheer mass......."
Allslop & Spankher Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Kirsty could do with another visit to fatfighters, keep eating the dust my fat friend.
Phuzer Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 She must weigh an absolute ton what with the amount of shit that comes out of her mouth
laurejon Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Are we guessing her weight before or after she eats buckets load of humble pie?.
fed up renting Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 Who ate all the pies? When a woman is troubled lots of chocolate is called for She must weigh a ton by now
war Posted November 24, 2004 Posted November 24, 2004 May be a contender in fat club- sorry, fit club. Needs to stop eating all the pies Don`t present in the company of that thin bloke.
dodgers Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 May be a contender in fat club- sorry, fit club. Needs to stop eating all the pies Don`t present in the company of that thin bloke. your all cretins that take the mick out of kirsty she is wonderful the good guys favorite lady.
karen1000 Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 your all cretins that take the mick out of kirsty she is wonderful the good guys favorite lady. Bunch of dickheads, losers and hopeless saddos.
Guest Shedfish Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 she's at least 10 stone, and all of that useless fat...
Saving For a Space Ship Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 your all cretins that take the mick out of kirsty she is wonderful the good guys favorite lady. You're (spelt 'your' in your language) a muppet for digging up a thread 1.7 years old on a subject you disagree with, therefore giving it publicity. Krusty @rsedrop gets off likely on here, compared to the lies on house prices and banality that she spreads to the brain washed sheeple. BTW, what I would like to see is some these property porn crimes weigh on Krustys conscience, eventually manifesting themselves in the form of a big apology and a bigger fine from the tv regulators. The first part seems a dream as she is clearly morally insane.
grey shark Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 Krusty , Queen of buy to let , whats her weight / size mmmmmmmmmmm ...... i would say Bubble size .
war Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 I can't believe you went all that back in the archives to collect a precious item of discussion. You must have nothing useful to do ... or must be a fan of L3- Listening to all that cr*p seems to have numbed your skull
mpd Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 There's an option missing..."About 80% of the average weight of a Brit bird under 40"...?
northern numpty Posted August 11, 2006 Posted August 11, 2006 She be so HHHUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEE............her shadow look like a gang !
dodgers Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Bunch of dickheads, losers and hopeless saddos. Summed up well, you obviously have good judgement. I can't believe you went all that back in the archives to collect a precious item of discussion. You must have nothing useful to do ... or must be a fan of L3- Listening to all that cr*p seems to have numbed your skull My wife likes the L3 promgram, I like to watch and listen to kirstie, obviously well educated and inteligent, I probably would not like your type! You're (spelt 'your' in your language) a muppet for digging up a thread 1.7 years old on a subject you disagree with, therefore giving it publicity. Krusty @rsedrop gets off likely on here, compared to the lies on house prices and banality that she spreads to the brain washed sheeple. BTW, what I would like to see is some these property porn crimes weigh on Krustys conscience, eventually manifesting themselves in the form of a big apology and a bigger fine from the tv regulators. The first part seems a dream as she is clearly morally insane. Thanks for the grammer lesson, If you have a door, I sugest you take a step into the real world. Tickets to the mid east are going cheap!.
Guest Alright Jack Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Kirsty... Fart and give us a clue! I wonder what it's like to watch the news or read newspapers and forums and see your name splashed around with people saying mean stuff about YOU? I'm not making any moral stance, it's an occupational hazard for celebs. I just ponder on things from time to time.
thunderbird900 Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Jack, I have often wondered the same. Mind you the old saying is still true. "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the fire." I'm so sorry for saying something really mean and spiteful about Kirsty. I withdraw my truly terrible comment without reservation and will only say nice things about the fat slug in future.
Peter Pumpkin Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 I suspect a lot of dishonesty here and supressed desire. Kirsty is an elegant, larger lady and many male posters may be struggling with an involuntary attraction to the posh, plump presenter. In the quiet of our bedrooms who amongst us has not imagined burying their face between her ample thighs as she squeals with delight?
papyrus Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 I suspect a lot of dishonesty here and supressed desire. Kirsty is an elegant, larger lady and many male posters may be struggling with an involuntary attraction to the posh, plump presenter. In the quiet of our bedrooms who amongst us has not imagined burying their face between her ample thighs as she squeals with delight? er'.. well.. me for a start ! ..yuk ! sad that you would join this board and make your first post in defence of kirsty housesalwaysgoup ... and even worse post it at 10am so you can't even blame it on a drunken latenight ...
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