beccles Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 HPC can be excessively negative in all sorts of ways and may be skewing your perception of normal. Problem pal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 They even have a cat who hates him. We arrived at his gaff and the cat just looks at both of us with disgust when we walk in; it won't be picked up or stroked or anything by anyone. His wife adores the cat. He goes home to an un-affectionate wife and an un-affectionate cat. He should get himself a bachelor pad, and a dog. Cats are like women, pay too much attention to them and they turn away and lose interest. Ignore them and they jump on your lap and snuggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Or maybe most couples still just like to f**k each other. HPC can be excessively negative in all sorts of ways and may be skewing your perception of normal. Most of my friends seem quite satisfied with their wife's "performance". I've been married ten years and would regard twice a week as an absolute bare minimum. Seems to me, most women have something they're pretty into, new places is a common one but it can be anything. I know one friend's wife is into having sex in front of an open fire. Another is into watching porn together while they have sex. Mine likes to tale time to prepare herself first so that she looks perfect, makeup, lingerie, high heels (more than a hint of narcissistic personality disorder in her behaviour generally tbh). Find their particular freaky fun and indulge it, while retaining your assertiveness and I don't see why sex should disappear after you get married. I think the big danger for married men is that we tend to defer to women over what's best for babies. Also post-natal is a time when she'll be mental from the hormones. It can be easy for a man to be over accommodating and for her to then leverage the "mums know best for baby" into "mum knows best" in every aspect of our lives. Then the man slips quickly into the role of doormat. Seen that a few times. Wasting your time. Hpc knows best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eight Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Pics or it didnt happen. I used to know a girl who would put aside a whole weekend just to, ahem, "indulge herself". She used to do the full works too apparently, scented bath, candles, nice pants etc. but all just for her own benefit. Apparently she needed a few days afterwards to get over it. No pics, before you ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I used to know a girl who would put aside a whole weekend just to, ahem, "indulge herself". She used to do the full works too apparently, scented bath, candles, nice pants etc. but all just for her own benefit. Apparently she needed a few days afterwards to get over it. No pics, before you ask. Holy ******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDavola Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I used to know a girl who would put aside a whole weekend just to, ahem, "indulge herself". She used to do the full works too apparently, scented bath, candles, nice pants etc. but all just for her own benefit. Apparently she needed a few days afterwards to get over it. No pics, before you ask. Good for her! Just like her, I happen to have a wonderful sex life; so why would I want to ruin it by getting another person involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justthisbloke Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 For the unparalleled total union of minds, bodies, and souls? Well, all that and boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Cats are like women, pay too much attention to them and they turn away and lose interest. Ignore them and they jump on your lap and snuggle. Mine use to sit on my lap, stair at me as if I was some sort of imbecile and then try to tear me to shreds. Got rid of that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Mine use to sit on my lap, stair at me as if a was some sort of imbecile and then try to tear me to shreds. Got rid of that one! Well some women are like that. Try a cat next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebenstein Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Equally some men seem happy to slip into that role of being a child. That's the best way I find to wind my wife up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail the Tripod Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Would a wood burning stove do? Maybe, if you're using it to cook Viagra pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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