Ascii Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 You're all wrong: If you keep your tomato sauce in the cupboard - working class. If you keep your tomato sauce in the fridge - middle class. If you have no idea where cook keeps it - upper class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkins Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 You're all wrong: If you keep your tomato sauce in the cupboard - working class. If you keep your tomato sauce in the fridge - middle class. If you have no idea where cook keeps it - upper class. What's tomato sauce? Ketchup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderpup Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Humans have an absolute genius for subdividing themselves into classes and groups. The best example I know of is during the making of a war film when the extras were randomly given uniforms to wear for a large battle scene. During the lunch break those extras who had been given officer uniforms sat together and those who had been given lower rank uniforms sat together- they spontaneously sorted themselves into two separate 'classes' on the basis of a of purely random allocation of status that was not even real. So anyone who imagines that human beings are not totally obsessed with class has not met any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 If you'd sooner contemplate murder than drop litter: you're middle. ...and in Broadmoor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicken Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The greatest con rich America ever pulled was convincing the poor that they're just temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Yes, there was a pundit on the beeb yesterday talking about how the two parties had courted women during the presidential campaign. She said the Republican line had assumed that women were either: Small business owners Aspiring small business owners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man o' the year Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Prescott: I would say you're working class. Girl: But I don't work You beat me to it ! Straightway recalled same clip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man o' the year Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The 0.1% and everyone else: Amazing graphic. Trying to work out "where am I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedupTeddiBear Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 If you'd sooner contemplate murder than drop litter: you're middle. I like that one, too true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dissident junk Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Inherited your furniture = upper class I am not entirely sure this stands in Yorkshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuffy Chuffnell Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 It's really rather simple: Don't own your furniture = lower class Bought your own furniture = middle class Inherited your furniture = upper class This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libspero Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) By trade: Wealthy Working class Benefits class Then entirely separately by behaviour: Polite / considerate Impolite / inconsiderate Chav Edited November 8, 2012 by libspero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgia O'Keeffe Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) Got a Hepplewhite dining suite, but still pick my nose at opportune moments Where does that sit? Edited November 8, 2012 by Georgia O'Keeffe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 If you need to ask you're most likely middle class. Understanding "class" is like choosing a good piece of meat, you either can or you can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libspero Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) Got a Hepplewhite dining suite, but still pick my nose at opportune moments Where does that sit? Eccentric class go get yourself a tower and a cannon.. Edited November 8, 2012 by libspero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erat_forte Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Got a Hepplewhite dining suite, but still pick my nose at opportune moments Where does that sit? Upper, definitely. The real upper classes don't give a toss what other people think of their manners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybernoid Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Yes, outside of the UK the world is just one big classless utopia. It's not the same. 'Class' means something else. There is a unique perspective that this country has alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgia O'Keeffe Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Eccentric class go get yourself a tower and a cannon.. i must say i do like Jezza Brett as the ultimate Sherlock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgia O'Keeffe Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) . Edited November 8, 2012 by Georgia O'Keeffe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone_Twin Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Got a Hepplewhite dining suite, but still pick my nose at opportune moments Where does that sit? Gordon, is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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