Mrs Bear Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm ashamed to say I keep laughing out loud at the 'Go Compare' one at the mo. Me too. Also like the Curry's one where the non-sylph bloke's trying to do girly TV aerobics and the telly crashes off the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 Oasis, fa peepa tha dont like warta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waitingandsaving Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 The ad for the anti-bac spray with the kid eating the carrot that turns into a raw chicken leg... With "dramatisation" written in the bottom corner -because there must be some people out there who worry that maybe carrots can turn into chicken. Scaremongerers. The ad for the cancerous woman insurance - from "only" 5.95/month to get up to £25,000 if diagnosed with cancer that is gender specific - and in a terribly jolly way, "I could use the money for a holiday!" It's not a savings scheme you daft cow! And all adverts for massacre - every single one of them has some clause or another about them being styled with lash inserts/enhanced in post production etc. If you're going to say that something does wonderous things to eyelashes, then you shouldn't need all the inserts and photoshop stuff. For a massacre company to sell anything by it's adverts, I want to see someone with no eye makeup on, and the magical transformation being shown on just one side - no gimmicks - just the magic wand of eyelash wonder - so I can see the genuine difference between the before and after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 The ad for the anti-bac spray with the kid eating the carrot that turns into a raw chicken leg... With "dramatisation" written in the bottom corner -because there must be some people out there who worry that maybe carrots can turn into chicken. Scaremongerers.The ad for the cancerous woman insurance - from "only" 5.95/month to get up to £25,000 if diagnosed with cancer that is gender specific - and in a terribly jolly way, "I could use the money for a holiday!" It's not a savings scheme you daft cow! And all adverts for massacre - every single one of them has some clause or another about them being styled with lash inserts/enhanced in post production etc. If you're going to say that something does wonderous things to eyelashes, then you shouldn't need all the inserts and photoshop stuff. For a massacre company to sell anything by it's adverts, I want to see someone with no eye makeup on, and the magical transformation being shown on just one side - no gimmicks - just the magic wand of eyelash wonder - so I can see the genuine difference between the before and after. Advertising massacres? That's the news innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Advertising massacres? That's the news innit? The My Lai Mascara? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Anything selling tampons. Are there no things which are private? Do they even need advertising anyway? "I'm bleeding out of my hole, oh what on earth am i going to use to stem the flow?" "Here you go love, stuff this bit of compacted cotten wool up your chuff and don't forget to poke the little string up your bumhole when you go pee-pee"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Do they even need advertising anyway?"I'm bleeding out of my hole, oh what on earth am i going to use to stem the flow?" "Here you go love, stuff this bit of compacted cotten wool up your chuff and don't forget to poke the little string up your bumhole when you go pee-pee"" I guess the manufacturers of snatch-mice want you to buy their brand though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 .... snatch-mice ....... How wonderfully descriptive..... What would a moggie make of one, I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 How wonderfully descriptive..... What would a moggie make of one, I wonder? pussies.... snatch mice... There's a viral in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionTerror Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 moneysupermarket.com.. Does Peter Jones love the taste of all that corporate c0ck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 moneysupermarket.com.. Does Peter Jones love the taste of all that corporate c0ck? True, like he gives a ****** if he saves £60 on his car insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilltop Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Any advertisement with an American voiceover. It is lazy, sloppy and unprofessional and why would anyone be persuaded to buy something because an American says so? If this creates job opportunities, well my softly spoken, slightly (but interestingly) modified Received Pronunciation is available adenoidenly at a modest rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashedOutAndBurned Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Ads which are just so boring that you just switch off and end up having no idea what they're advertising. They're annoying because some Nathan Barley probably got paid a big whack for such poor ideas. http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA9179 http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA9179 Oh and those Here Come the Girls ads - was that Boots or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird 900 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Simples... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IXlSOWsbpY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird 900 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 An Oldie but Goodie...Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryMove Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I hate the 'Halifax Pyramid' ad. Its obvious the Halifax are way over-staffed if they can build a huge pyramid of bank staff just to hand a customer back a fiver. Surely just paying the money straight into the customes account would be more cost effective? and not film it in New Zealand!!!!!!!! :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor_Broom Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I HATE ALL ADVERTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thatcherschild Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I hate the 'Halifax Pyramid' ad. Its obvious the Halifax are way over-staffed if they can build a huge pyramid of bank staff just to hand a customer back a fiver. Surely just paying the money straight into the customes account would be more cost effective? +1 I hate every Halifax ad with a passion. Something to do with that bald, talentless chap with comedy glasses, perhaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thatcherschild Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Simples...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IXlSOWsbpY For a biker, you have no sense of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird 900 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Thatcherschild Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Some good adverts, from that place we're supposed to boycott And lets not forget: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Dear god, the thought police would have a seizure at this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thatcherschild Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Lets have an old classic to cheer ourselves up:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkNeXksKK1o And try this: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=...rrent&hl=en Yes, I know its the dreaded Star Wars Holiday Special, but every 20 minutes or so the adverts are still there - 70s American adverts are, quite frankly, unique... The Peugeot Bhangra Nights adverts is funny...........or should I get the old sense of humour checked?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 The Peugeot Bhangra Nights adverts is funny...........or should I get the old sense of humour checked?? Its more than an advert - its a mini-movie almost. A work of art even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 Some good adverts, from that place we're supposed to boycott And lets not forget: Further proof that the 80's was the greatest decade between the 70's and the 90's. Ah memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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