PropertyGuru

You all know how annoying that little tick Piers Morgan is, with his 'buy in Dubai', and 'I know all about synchronized dancing'. I just thought you might all find it refreshing to know that his name is an anagram of SPERMI ORGAN kind of appropriate, isn't it?

I like this guy. He has such a pathetitroll simpletoness about him, it almost makes me think of the 'good old days' when we had grade A platinum mongs saying stuff like 'buy now or forever miss the boat' and 'renters are paying my mortgages'. Mortgages now are dead money. Don't buy now, and get twice the house in 2 years. Er... hang on... prices only ever rise... government won't allow it... er... 27th May 2032... er brown bottom...er...

I Love it. Lombard apparently think house prices are 'affordable' IF 'you have lots of money'. No shitsherlock. Weren't these the same bozos who used to ramp 'penny shares'?

I thought this sig was so good I'd preserve it for posterity:- How will the Global Economy play out 2005 onwards? 1. Global Housing Market Bubble Bursts 2. Global Bank Lending Implodes 3. Global Economy Begins to Contract 4. Global Banks begin to Fail 5. Global Unemployment Soars 6. Global Banks are Nationalised 7. Global Interest Rates are Lowered Dramatically to 0% 8. Global Quantitative Easing will be carried out on a Massive Scale 9. Global (Inflationary)Default on Debt 10. Global Hyperinflation 11. Global Dash For Assets 12. Global New Currencies introduced 13. Global Political Unrest & Change Stage 1-2 (Aug 2007), Stage 3-5 (2007-2008), Stage 6-7 (Late 2008-09), Stage 7 (Jan 2009), Stage 8 (Mar 2009)... Not much time left (when will the bond market collapse?) - PROTECT YOURSELVES

these 'predictions' crack me up. These morons didn't see it coming, so what makes anyone think their 'predictions' suddenly have any value? As for whether it really has bottomed out, one word:- SUPERTANKER

I LOVE this guy! He's the funniest troll since... ever! Best thing is, it's unintentional! HAHAHAHAHHAA

you live in Luton. we know who you are. we also know what estate agent you work for.

I posted a chart 2 years ago that showed when the peak would come (it was off by about 2 or 3 months, as I recall, not bad in a chart spinning decades). It also highlighted the likely 'low point'. Don't hold your breath!

Beckton. New build. 1 bed. 190k. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

the word 'dream' should read 'fantasy'

so.. some fat-assed slaphead greek rich kid, whose daddy gave him hundreds of millions of pounds 'to start a little business of his own' and who chose to go into a high fuel consumption sector AFTER peak oil is recommending property as an investment. sign us up!

so what you are saying is that YOU don't find morons doing stupid things to themselves and then publicizing it amusing? What do you find amusing? Latin puns? Learned discourse into the nature of soil? Noises made by Goats? What?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funniest troll in WEEKS! Give him his little 'sibley' avatar! Go on! He's earned it!

depends which episode you're talking about. If it's the one where Dusty Miller gets accepted onto the astrophysics course at Trumpton High, then yes.

hey Noel, anything in the area around East Grinstead? Forest Row, that sort of thing... Fancy building a little bolt hole myself!

nope... cant feel much of that. Amusement, maybe. Is amusement 'stage two'??? hahahahahaha here we go again hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's right wibbly, the answer to 'too much debt' is... more debt!!! hahahahhaahh You're fired hahahahahahahahahahahahah >wipes eyes< ah, wibbly, you are just TOO funny! Keep it up old chap!

+rep for Grumps - this is WAY FAR from 'over'. Dow sub 5000 by end of 09.

at least they've got knobs. You dont even have the balls to admit you are a bull. Go on. Tell us again how 'prices aint cropping round my way'.

wotcha Grumps. yep, all going well. Enjoying retirement, new baby on the way, spring has just arrived, even the froggie beer don't seem too bad. One prob I'm having, as all the brits are fleeing home and dumping their gites etc, its getting hard to find anyone to cut my one acre lawn. Dont want to employ a froggie - that way madness lies...

as predicted on this site last year. As for wibbly sibley, I'm not sure why you are bothering to mention the rantings of a mouth-foaming estate agent who isn't bright enough to tie his own windsor knot in the morning.

two questions - 1: which house? 2: why would I want to post up a picture of one of my houses for a dicktard? While you try and get a grown up to come help you write a response to the above, here's a piccie of PopGun's house to keep you going.

you sir, are a dicktard. They spent almost three quarters of a millions pounds building the biggest shed in britain In fact, it looked to me at the end like someone had bought a few 'containers' and stacked them up, then punched some windows in and painted the whole thing shit brown. 3/4 million for a ******ing shed. Morons. i pray I never get 'treated' by a doctor with a brain like that...

we don't care. Now f8ck off.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA >wipes nosebleed< ahhh, sibley, you just get funnier and funnier, my little tame troll!!