happy_renting Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I got caught pissing in our local swimming pool once. The attendant was so annoyed he pushed me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 From an early edition of Viz Comic's "Roger's Profanisaurus". Almond n. An imperial measure of semen, approximately one stomach full. XYY The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage - Danish proverb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbonic Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Good one on zerohedge: China's Record Iron Ore Glut: Enough To Build 13,000 Eiffel Towers I wonder where they plan to build them? I'd have gone for something more useful such as the number of Titanics, or something else made of steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbonic Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, hotairmail said: They often use the Eiffel Tower. As in "all the world's gold would fit underneath the Eiffel Tower" is one I distinctly recall. Well they could have used 13 kilo Eiffel Towers (13 kET). Although I thought a cube of all the gold ever mined would fit on a tennis court, but apparently not: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21969100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 24 minutes ago, newbonic said: Good one on zerohedge: China's Record Iron Ore Glut: Enough To Build 13,000 Eiffel Towers I wonder where they plan to build them? I'd have gone for something more useful such as the number of Titanics, or something else made of steel. On 6,500 football pitches, silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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