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HOLA441
Posted

Do you always try to provide the best for your family, but your finances sometimes stand in the way?

MAKE ME RICH is a brand new series for ITV1. Financial guru Martin Lewis is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity. With a little savvy shopping, he will uncover thousands of pounds of savings, that would otherwise have gone into the coffers of your bank or been swallowed up by your mobile phone supplier or water company.

We have filmed a pilot show where Martin managed to save the Potts family over £8000 !!

We are looking for couples who fulfil the following criteria to take part:

• Do you dream of seeing your family that have emigrated?

• Would you like to have the money saved to build that much needed extension/conversion/kitchen?

• Do you want to get on the property ladder and buy your first house?

• Would you like to start your own business? But don’t have the cash saved to get it off the ground!

• Are you keen to have either a first baby or another baby but feel that at the moment just can't afford to go for it?

• Do you dream of taking your family on a holiday abroad but can't find the cash?

• Are you engaged to be married but can't afford to have the big wedding of your dreams?

• Have you wracked up credit card bills over the years and are now worried about how you are going to afford the expensive Christmas presents the kids are expecting?

• Are you freelance and spend money when you have it but also when you don’t?

If you fulfil any of these criteria or have another dream you would like to fulfil with Martin's help, please contact Jacqueline Mellor on either [email protected] or 0161 8745721

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HOLA443
Posted

I think you have got the wrong end of the stick matey. We are all saving like buggery to have small mortgages when the sh.it hits the fan.

Go find your fame seeking, cant count, monkey hangers somewhere else <_<

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HOLA444
Posted (edited)
Go get your freaks somewhere else :ph34r:

I will only participate if you promise not to edit out any talk of

1) Vested Interests

2) Market Spin

3) House Price Crash

4) The general P*ss poor state of the economy due to Gordon " honest guv, steal from the poor and the rich" Brown

Alternatively, you could screen a fantastic programme as of October, its called "Kirsty fulfills her Promise and eats her hat after misleading on ITN"

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HOLA445
Posted
I think you have got the wrong end of the stick matey. We are all saving like buggery to have small mortgages when the sh.it hits the fan.

Go find your fame seeking, cant count, monkey hangers somewhere else  <_<

We've had PROPERTY PORN programs now its FINANCE PORN programs.

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HOLA446
Posted (edited)
Do you always try to provide the best for your family, but your finances sometimes stand in the way?

MAKE ME RICH is a brand new series for ITV1. Financial guru Martin Lewis is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity. With a little savvy shopping, he will uncover thousands of pounds of savings, that would otherwise have gone into the coffers of your bank or been swallowed up by your mobile phone supplier or water company.

We have filmed a pilot show where Martin managed to save the Potts family over £8000 !!

We are looking for couples who fulfil the following criteria to take part:

• Do you dream of seeing your family that have emigrated?

• Would you like to have the money saved to build that much needed extension/conversion/kitchen?

• Do you want to get on the property ladder and buy your first house?

• Would you like to start your own business? But don’t have the cash saved to get it off the ground!

• Are you keen to have either a first baby or another baby but feel that at the moment just can't afford to go for it?

• Do you dream of taking your family on a holiday abroad but can't find the cash?

• Are you engaged to be married but can't afford to have the big wedding of your dreams?

• Have you wracked up credit card bills over the years and are now worried about how you are going to afford the expensive Christmas presents the kids are expecting?

• Are you freelance and spend money when you have it but also when you don’t?

If you fulfil any of these criteria or have another dream you would like to fulfil with Martin's help, please contact Jacqueline Mellor on either [email protected]   or 0161 8745721

You've obviously not spent any time reading any of the posts on this forum!! WE ARE THE SAVERS

Try the "I'm in debt and financially iliterate" forums.

(sign of the times though eh?)

Edited by Bear Goggles
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HOLA447
Posted
I think you have got the wrong end of the stick matey. We are all saving like buggery

That may well be true, but many out there in ITV-land won't be aware that in order to save money you have to... and I'll type this slowly just in case I lose anyone in the complex explanation... s p e n d l e s s t h a n y o u e a r n.

Maybe if I add a few more spaces I could pad out a whole half hour?

In the next show we'll be exploring more subtle concepts, like not buying a Ferrari every month (one a year is quite enough), and inviting readers to send an SAE and cheque for £73.52 for the correspondence course in advanced financial management*.

Andrew McP

*No, it's not just a sheet of paper with s p e n d l e s s t h a n y o u e a r n written on it. You get a free Capital One biro and a year's supply of Morgan Stanley credit card application forms as well. (I've got to get rid of the damned things somehow)

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HOLA448
Posted (edited)

What a crock. In the end it comes down to NOT SPENDING WHAT YOU HAVEN'T GOT! That means cutting a few corners and making do without every once in a while. Shop around, be creative. In the end, YOU know best what you can and can't do without, and don't need Mr Lewis or any other d1ck telling you what and what not to spend you money on -that's if you REALLY want to make the change.

People who need other people to show them how to save money deserve to continue losing it.

ITV really needs to make a new series about this? Jeeesus.

Edited by Van
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HOLA449
Posted
Go find your fame seeking, cant count, monkey hangers somewhere else  <_<

"Monkey hangers"?? lol What's that mean? :lol:

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HOLA4410
Posted
What a crock. In the end it comes down to NOT SPENDING WHAT YOU HAVEN'T GOT! That means cutting a few corners and making do without every once in a while. Shop around, be creative. In the end, YOU know best what you can and can't do without, and don't need Mr Lewis or any other d1ck telling you what and what not to spend you money on -that's if you REALLY want to make the change.

People who need other people to show them how to save money deserve to continue losing it.

ITV really needs to make a new series about this? Jeeesus.

It's ITV. Say no more. Have you watched it recently? Chav TV.

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HOLA4411
Posted

We are looking for couples who fulfil the following criteria to take part:

• Do you dream of seeing your family that have emigrated?

No, I hate them.

• Would you like to have the money saved to build that much needed extension/conversion/kitchen?

No, I'm a ******* hardcore mental case living in a shack in the woods.

• Do you want to get on the property ladder and buy your first house?

See above.

• Would you like to start your own business? But don’t have the cash saved to get it off the ground!

Go away!

• Are you keen to have either a first baby or another baby but feel that at the moment just can't afford to go for it?

Yes! I've eaten the first one.

• Do you dream of taking your family on a holiday abroad but can't find the cash?

No.

• Are you engaged to be married but can't afford to have the big wedding of your dreams?

No, not interested.

• Have you wracked up credit card bills over the years and are now worried about how you are going to afford the expensive Christmas presents the kids are expecting?

No, Mr & Mrs Tw@t can play that game.

• Are you freelance and spend money when you have it but also when you don’t?

See above

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HOLA4412
Posted
Do you always try to provide the best for your family, but your finances sometimes stand in the way?

MAKE ME RICH is a brand new series for ITV1. Financial guru Martin Lewis is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity. With a little savvy shopping, he will uncover thousands of pounds of savings, that would otherwise have gone into the coffers of your bank or been swallowed up by your mobile phone supplier or water company.

We have filmed a pilot show where Martin managed to save the Potts family over £8000 !!

We are looking for couples who fulfil the following criteria to take part:

• Do you dream of seeing your family that have emigrated?

• Would you like to have the money saved to build that much needed extension/conversion/kitchen?

• Do you want to get on the property ladder and buy your first house?

• Would you like to start your own business? But don’t have the cash saved to get it off the ground!

• Are you keen to have either a first baby or another baby but feel that at the moment just can't afford to go for it?

• Do you dream of taking your family on a holiday abroad but can't find the cash?

• Are you engaged to be married but can't afford to have the big wedding of your dreams?

• Have you wracked up credit card bills over the years and are now worried about how you are going to afford the expensive Christmas presents the kids are expecting?

• Are you freelance and spend money when you have it but also when you don’t?

If you fulfil any of these criteria or have another dream you would like to fulfil with Martin's help, please contact Jacqueline Mellor on either [email protected]  or 0161 8745721

I can act camp and know about saving. Can I have my own show too? You can put it on ITV2 if you like - I don't mind.

Just find me the usual couple of smirking oafs that spend £300 a month on Staburcks and I'll sit down at their dining table and work out a financial budgeting strategy (tell them to take a flask to work) while they gormlessly nod approval.

I'm sick of working. I want to be a TV lifetsyle guru. I'll try anthing - life coaching, clearing clutter, killing bacteria, tarting up houses, telling overweight people to eat salads, transforming gardens, finding stuff in basements to sell at auctions. I want my taste of the pie.

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HOLA4414
Posted

Must be new instructions from NL Control Centre doing the rounds.

"Oh **** half the population's gonna be bankrupt soon, what can we do?"

Highly paid "spin merchant", "I know, lots of TV progs on saving and stuff".

The appreciative replies here will probably cause much mirth at the production company.

:)

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HOLA4415
Posted

I am very interested in appearing in your tv program, my details are below.

James Gordon Brown

Chancellor of the Exchequer

11 Downing Street

London,

SW1A 2AA

Hopefully, soon to be moving next door to 10 Downing Street

I am quite photogenic and often appear in the media.

When it comes to economic cycles, I am not sure when they begin or end and desperately need your advice.

I helped make the household-sector debt to breach the £1trn mark and the nation’s trade deficit is £58bn, one of the worst on record. Pointers in the right direction to solving this might be helpful.

So far, I have been lucky in not many people noticing my incompetence but I am not so sure that I can keep up the illusion.

I have sold lots of assets to cover my spending habits. I dabble in the financial markets and was pretty good at selling gold at great knockdown prices. I have some more of this shiny stuff just hanging about in the basement which can be sold if needed.

My pension situation is in a right mess, however, I have imposed a £5 billion tax on private pensions to help to pay for public sector ones, which personally think is a good move.

Let me know if you are interested

Gordon Brown

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HOLA4416
Posted

Yeah, I think we may have scared them off - oh well! :lol:

Actually come to think of it though, we are having trouble saving, interest rates are low and about to fall though the floor, the pounds falling like a stone and erroding our hard earned cash, the cost of living's rising so much faster than the official rate of inflation we're practically getting a pay cut every month.

Sod it. I may as well blow it all on an overpriced shoebox and a BMW X5 while I still can - where do I sign??

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HOLA4417
Posted (edited)

Hi, sorry to bother you jackie (hope you dont mind me refering to you by your first name), I would like to inform you that there has been a significant response to your inquiry over at HousePriceCrash.Co.Uk with reference an ITV1 programme looking for participants in your once in a lifetime opportunity with financial guru, Martin Lewis (god he is so good!) The direct link to the forum is here.

http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/ind...showtopic=12717

You can contact the members of Housepricecrash via the internal messaging system at any time, feel free to contact us as you wish, I think we could have at least one or two potential candidates, including myself. After all, saving IS the first step to financial freedom!

yours sincerely,

Mbga9pgf

X X X X

(apparently, MOJO, FHM, Q and AA are represented by these rather respectable chaps and chapesses)

In which case, could you please press Kirstie (a la Location,Location,Location fame) To strip naked so the boys can vote in FHM whether she is a fattie or is actually rather toight, so the debate can once and for all settled? She definately did offer to do this. Furthermore, she also promised us that if house prices declined in October, she would eat her own hat. I personally would like this spectacle screened over on ITV1 sometime. Thanks for any co-operation, we do not mean any offence, we just dont need "saving" from debt, we are all personally responsible to do this for ourselves!

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HOLA4418
Posted

Dear House Price Crash Forum Members Above,

I have to be honest I'm more than a little surprised at the vehemence shown above. I had no clue the production company had posted here, and was scanning through as i do every few weeks, as I have a level of sympathy in the viewpoint held by HPC.

What shocked me is the complete closed mindedness and generalisation. My site is constantly linked to from these boards as a complimentary resource. The idea that I do 'stop spending' as a solution to saving money is laughable, and i assumed HPCers were more savvy than that.

MoneySaving is all about taking on big companies and not letting them rip cash out of your pockets, while 'don't have a frapuccinio' if you can't afford it is of course sensible, it's about number 526th on the list of things to do. Way after using fees free mortgage brokers, playing your banks tems and conditions, stoozing (if you're up to it) etc.

The fact that you use this as another Kirstie bashing thing surprises me. Because Kirstie is on the TV that doesn't mean 'all people on the TV' have the same view, Borders sells Kirsties books, doesn't mean all books are the same. I'd thought you'd welcome some financial realism.

In case you're wondering this isn't a punt for more case studies, my own site has roughly 30 times the traffic of HPC anyway, just a little note of dissapointment in the knee jerk reaction.

Martin (preparing to be flamed!)

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HOLA4420
Posted (edited)
Dear House Price Crash Forum Members Above,

I have to be honest I'm more than a little surprised at the vehemence shown above.  I had no clue the production company had posted here, and was scanning through as i do every few weeks, as I have a level of sympathy in the viewpoint held by HPC.

What shocked me is the complete closed mindedness and generalisation.  My site is constantly linked to from these boards as a complimentary resource.  The idea that I do 'stop spending' as a solution to saving money is laughable, and i assumed HPCers were more savvy than that. 

MoneySaving is all about taking on big companies and not letting them rip cash out of your pockets, while 'don't have a frapuccinio' if you can't afford it is of course sensible, it's about number 526th on the list of things to do.  Way after using fees free mortgage brokers, playing your banks tems and conditions, stoozing (if you're up to it) etc.

The fact that you use this as another Kirstie bashing thing surprises me.  Because Kirstie is on the TV that doesn't mean 'all people on the TV' have the same view, Borders sells Kirsties books, doesn't mean all books are the same.  I'd thought you'd welcome some financial realism.

In case you're wondering this isn't a punt for more case studies, my own site has roughly 30 times the traffic of HPC anyway, just a little note of dissapointment in the knee jerk reaction.  Thanks for a honest post.

Martin (preparing to be flamed!)

Martin, No offence meant at all; some impetuous posts from myself included. Any advice to stop those easily mislead is always welcome. And I dont expect anyone to flame you. Thanks for an honest post. We do have lots of frustration towards those that wish to bump the market up; would you be allowed to advise on air, that house prices, may in fact drop significantly? Or would such commentary be edited out?

Serious question.

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HOLA4421
Posted
Martin, No offence meant at all; some impetuous posts from myself included. Any advice to stop those easily mislead. And I dont expect anyone to flame you.  Thanks for an honest post. We do have lots of frustration towards those that wish to bump the market up; would you be allowed to advise on air, that house prices, may in fact drop significantly? Or would such commentary be edited out?

Serious question.

I will play nice, If he can answer that one. ;)

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HOLA4422
Posted
Dear House Price Crash Forum Members Above,

I have to be honest I'm more than a little surprised at the vehemence shown above.  I had no clue the production company had posted here, and was scanning through as i do every few weeks, as I have a level of sympathy in the viewpoint held by HPC.

Martin (preparing to be flamed!)

Martin,

In business and online you live by your reputation and the actions you and your representatives make. In this case your representative picked a forum to post and message and then without reading any content on the site posted a stupid advert on every single topic within it.

Your reply does not redeem the damage that she did. Yes some people here may have slightly overreacted but I lay odds that they have done less damage to this sites representation then she has permanently done to your over here.

Oh and the mail above hardly helps. Sorry she screwed up would have been shorter, quicker to type and better than the creap justification you are trying to make.

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HOLA4423
Posted (edited)

To answer your question.

I have many times cautioned about house prices on air. In fact if you search this very forum you will see discussions about it.

You can read in the archive of my blog my frustration about the assumption that "house prices will always rise"

I never predict house prices, I'm a specialist in best product and playing the system, not futurology. Yet i do believe we are close to the 'greater fool theory' where many have bought houses at unrealistic prices saying "i think a 'greater fool' than i will pay even more for it'.

These are things i have said many times on my regular current outlets, ITV news, Tonight with Trevor and Radio 2. I know you think there is some conspiracy out there - well there isn't. As for whether it will be in the programme I'm doing - who knows, i doubt it will come up that often as its not this particular subject, and i don't touch investment.

What there is, is production companies desperate to flog programmes about property. They search for propety experts who in almost every case work in the property industry and whose income is derived from the increase in house prices - this is why you get the unanimity.

Someone talks about financial porn replacing this. I've seen the trends on TV myself. One of the great problems is again TV progs look at financial advisers, who have their vested interest in perpetuating the financial serives industry. In my case i'm an ultra-specialised journalist.

Yes I have an agenda too but mine is 'consumer revenge', the motto for my work is "we spend our lives being screwed by companies for profit, i want to show you how to screw them back'. This very naturally means a lot of what i say puts me at odds with established finanacial services and property wisdom - yet i get more coverage than most.

TV doesn't really care it just wants interesting programmes. To be honest i've turned some down which i believed were unethical (alternatively you could argue i turned some down which went against what i normally say and i didn't want to impact my brand). I remember once being told "while we know you're the number one expert on this subject, we need an older woman to do it" and then brought in someone who really didn't have a clue.

So is there an agenda on the TV! Absolutely, but its nothing to do with property prices and trying to keep them up, it's more to do with where they recruit the presenters from.

As for posting on here by the production company?

To be honest its a big team, based in manchester, and this is what they do. I am employed by them once filming starts to present and be the expert, yet i don't work for them now and have nothing to do with this process.

However as my name is in the above post, after seeing it, I did email to ask if they had permisison to post on the board before doing so - as i automatically block any such posts without permission on my forum. I don't yet know whether there was permission and i have asked them to make sure they always check permission - i think its a case of not understanding forum etiquette.

If there wasn't permission, then whilst i had nothing to do with it, i accept the responsibility as the front man and i wholeheartedly apologise.

Edited by Martin Lewis
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HOLA4425
Posted

Martin

Its a great site you run, Ive used it several times setting up stoozes, getting cheap tickets and finding links for research.

I've heard you on Radio 4 also echoing many views express here on this site.

Nice one coming on here like this, no way any VI would do it, they know that they are lying.

C.P.

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