yellerkat Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Smoking a joint will turn you into a drug-crazed knife-wielding maniac - instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty1080 Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Loving some of these. Also sucking a pencil lead will give you lead poisoning. 'No one will give you a job to sit and watch TV'...... (fast forward 20 years)..... 'Errr yes they did'.... Yippeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.O. Johnny Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Loving some of these. Also sucking a pencil lead will give you lead poisoning. 'No one will give you a job to sit and watch TV'...... (fast forward 20 years)..... 'Errr yes they did'.... Yippeee! Uh? What do you do? If you don't mind me asking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty1080 Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Uh?  What do you do? If you don't mind me asking Not technically sitting and watchng TV but Colourist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.O. Johnny Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Not technically sitting and watchng TV but Colourist Ooh. Sounds like proper work. I thought you were on the rock'n'roll and was gonna get all jealous/high horse on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty1080 Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Ooh. Sounds like proper work.    I thought you were on the rock'n'roll and was gonna get all jealous/high horse on you  No sorry, we can't take this thread into benefit scroungers are scum territory. I do sit down and watch television programmes all day though. (and pop videos, commercials, art installations and films.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 That I would be best off learning to do something useful. They meant well, and morally speaking were correct.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woot Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Save up Buy a house No kissing - catch Glandular Fever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberta Tatlock Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Pissing about at school would lead to a career on dustbin lorries... More than one of my teachers at comprehensive school warned me exactly that. I have to admire their optimism; I've been in I.T. for over 20 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battenberg Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Two things my mother told me. The first was that if I went out with wet hair I would get a cold and the second was that sex was an overrated pasttime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Pint Princess 2 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I never thought to enquire if it was true, I just sort of accepted than ink seeping into my bloodstream = not good. Still got that one myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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