Guest DisposableHeroes Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Look at this dirty little bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Saturday night and we're coming up to 100,000 hits. Have some pictures of hot pussies. Hot pussy pictures are just what we need to pull it off: and, because it is funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DisposableHeroes Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Saturday night and we're coming up to 100,000 hits.Have some pictures of hot pussies. Hot pussy pictures are just what we need to pull it off: Nice pussy, an old grey and a couple of young gingers, kinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Fourth from the left reminds me of Hans Solo in carbonite ... My God, you are right! Then again, so do the other 4. BTW, I've decided to add a Melchism to all my posts going forward. I'm going to start with a Bah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Nice pussy, a old grey and a couple of young gingers, kinky. I understand the terms we should be using are 'hot mature' for the one on the hot plate and MILF (Moggie In Lush Fur). Meh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Classic British detective fiction for a Saturday evening. Some extracts from Ngaio Marsh's When in Rome. Page 14: Barnaby pays for a glass of beer and we're off."Here," he said in basic Italian. "Keep the change." The waiter ejaculated with evident pleasure. Page 49: The tour is just starting. "It's obliging of you to talk to me," Alleyn said. "I've just been, not exactly slapped back but slightly edged off by the Guest of Honour." "Nothing to what I was!" Sophy ejaculated. Page 74: The tour continues and the writing flows. Major Sweet left by one of the side doors. Alleyn disappeared behind the god, enthusiastically followed by the Van der Veghels. They could be heard ejaculating in some distant region. Page 75: The plot thickens. "Ah," ejaculated Grant, "don't remind me of that for God's sake!" Page 84: Mr. Mailer has disappeared and Father Denys can't contain himself. Father Denys clapped his hands to his forehead. "Violetta, is it!" he ejaculated. "A terrible pest, that one, God forgive me, for she's touched in her wits, poor creature." Page 87: Major Sweet learns that the tour will dine at the Giaconda. "Good God!" the Major ejaculated. As well he might. The Giaconda is the most exclusive as it is undoubtedly the most expensive restaurant in Rome. Page 88: Some mind-boggling and Major-boggling prose. "Well!" the Major ejaculated. "I must say this is-ah--it seems--ah--" he boggled slightly. Page 88: Wait, don't turn that page yet. There were more ejaculations and much talk of coincidence while Sophy turned over in her mind what she knew of the firm of Adriaan and Walker ... Page 104: Dinner is winding down but everyone is still wound up. "If--and the chances I believe are remote--if Mr. Mailer should put in an appearance here"--Marco gave an ejaculation ejaculation /ejac·u·la·tion/ (e-jak?u-la´shun) forcible, sudden expulsion; especially expulsion of semen from the male urethra. and a very slight wince. Page 109: Dinner is over but the diners keep it up. "Phew!" said the Major, who seemed to be stuck with this ejaculation. Page 140: Everyone gets in on the act. "Eccellenza!" the Questore ejaculated. "Scusi! Allow me. Page 145: More clues, but nothing gets lost in translation. The Van der Veghels broke into scandalized ejaculations, first in their language and then in English. Page 149: Who done it? Sophy had given a little ejaculation. Page 149: The butler? The Baron? "I remember!" the Baron ejaculated. "I remember perfectly! It was when I took a picture of the group." Page 157: We're coming to a climax. Again. A savage-sounding but muted exchange followed. Finally Giovanni gave a sharp ejaculation. Chair legs grated on the pavement. A palm was slapped down on the table. Alleyn, greatly stimulated, squatted behind the ruin of a velvet chair and heard them go past. Page 188: Sophy comes to some conclusions. How different, Sophy thought, from the behaviour of women. "We would exclaim, gaze at each at each other, gabble, ejaculate, tell each other how we felt and talk about instinctive revulsions and how we'd always known, right along, that there was something." Page 194: Romans, doing as the Romans do. A spate of Italian broke out at the other end. Bergami ejaculated and answered so rapidly that Alleyn could only just make out what he said. [see Murder! She ejaculated.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob8 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Ass uming that there are many hard core porn sites, tits probable that we are competing with many. We should therefore try to target some of the fetish audience with less mainstream mentions. We can use Yahoo to keep a breast of which words people use and cum up with a way in including them. People will also be looking for pictures, stories, galleries, art and other erotic pleasure, which will dominate their word selection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 from 91,000 to 101,000 overnight..... The power of pussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Here's some hardcore pawn. Phoar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Here's some hardcore pawn. Phoar. Nice. Anorthosite would approve. I'm surprised no one has commented yet that the second pussy picture I posted had a hot ****/ hot ass (for our transatlantic tuggers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Here's some hardcore pawn. Phoar. Mmmmm...that's a nice piece of granite on the left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Mmmmm...that's a nice piece of granite on the left Can you tell us what the other ones are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Pint Princess 2 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Some real porn spam was posted just above Home Made Amateur Video Porn - Real Amateurs Videos amateur singing early 19th century - st blazey amateur operatic socie 0 wondermeelife 9 Today, 01:58 PM Last post by: wondermeelife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Can you tell us what the other ones are? Now with 100% confidence, not just from a picture. I'd hazard a guess at obsidian at the back left and at the back right I would have said sandstone, but it looks too vesicular, so I might go with rhyolite. Front centre looks like limestone but it also looks like the volcanics I've seen in southern Spain and the front right looks more like a fine grained igneous rock than it does a metamorphic rock, so maybe its andesite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Some real porn spam was posted just above Home Made Amateur Video Porn - Real Amateurs Videos amateur singing early 19th century - st blazey amateur operatic socie 0 wondermeelife 9 Today, 01:58 PM Last post by: wondermeelife Fantastic! Only took a few weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Now with 100% confidence, not just from a picture.I'd hazard a guess at obsidian at the back left and at the back right I would have said sandstone, but it looks too vesicular, so I might go with rhyolite. Front centre looks like limestone but it also looks like the volcanics I've seen in southern Spain and the front right looks more like a fine grained igneous rock than it does a metamorphic rock, so maybe its andesite. I was too ashamed to put down my ignorant guesses, but maybe I wouldn't have been too far off the mark. I was going for "some kind of volcanic glass" at the back left, sandstone (or maybe a bit of old pot) at the back right, maybe some other kind of sandstone in the middle, and a piece of stone at the front right (I'm pretty confident about that one). Edit: incidentally, by an astonishing coincidence I came across an anorthosite porn gallery recently. I think it's Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Some real porn spam was posted just above Home Made Amateur Video Porn - Real Amateurs Videos amateur singing early 19th century - st blazey amateur operatic socie 0 wondermeelife 9 Today, 01:58 PM Last post by: wondermeelife S'funny, I was wondering myself, what with there being 100,000 hits, wouldnt at least one of them have sufficient self control and sense of the ridiculousness of their situation to join up and say something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Pint Princess 2 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 S'funny, I was wondering myself, what with there being 100,000 hits, wouldnt at least one of them have sufficient self control and sense of the ridiculousness of their situation to join up and say something? Try that on mumsnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pl1 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Try that on mumsnet Are there HOT JUICY YOUNG MUMS on there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DisposableHeroes Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Lady Gaga 3 inches. That's some long heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Professor Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Check out this picture of a man with a HUGE **** EDIT: Damn, guess cóck is a bit too naughty for the swear filter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Professor Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 "This video shows a full butt welding in progress": http://www.mig-welding.co.uk/butt-weld.htm "Penetration is always poor when the weld starts, and in this case the weld started just before a tack weld" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Professor Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 More dripping wet pussies: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Little Prof! You used to be a miserable b@stard. What's happened? Good work man, keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 More dripping wet pussies: My God, that first one looks like it's come out of some sort of Alien/Horror movie! MY big (>6 kilo) tomcat was forever falling in ponds when he was younger. It was amazing how he went from butch mini-tiger to weird scrawny alien (half the size of his former self) when he did this. Naked pussy (nude cat). Just weird: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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